I think that’s just how normal human being aged without plastic surgery or cosmetic enhancements.
PLASTIC!Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who’ve basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I’d pick Walz.
My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu
The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners
Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don’t really think either of them look any younger in the fact than Walz, it’s just the hair.
bonk
Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.
Johnny Depp: “The youngest, you say?”
Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
also, only one of those men hasn’t had plastic surgery and doesn’t pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.
Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.
having bad teeth is one thing. Don’t get me wrong.
But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They’re probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they’re doing to keep from going bald.
(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)
Your point made me realize finding… It’s kind of weird that Cruise hasn’t got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he’s pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.
I was pretty sure he had until this thread.
It was one of the first things he had fixed. Here’s a pic from The Outsiders:
You never know, he might have had a mold made, and wears that. Image is everything to guys like that.
I’m pretty sure he got that fixed. I don’t notice it on his newer stuff like the new top gun, at least
Oh god, now I can’t unsee…which is awesome! I’m not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D
He’s crying all the way to his bank account
Edit: a few sections have flashing lights. Can timestamp if anyone wants.
Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.
Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not…
That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.
That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!
Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.
That clean Midwestern living really ages ya.
Superstar actors are more attractive than the general population? Next your going to tell me that a professional athletes of his age are in better shape.
What money will do to a mf
To be fair, these days Tom Cruise looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask
He kind of always looked that way.
Helps having money and personal assistants. :)
Walz is only 5 years older than me, but he did hit the 60 threshhold:
That’s because Waltz has worked real jobs his whole life.
This blows my mind!
Honestly, I’d rather look like Tim Walz. Looking like either of those other two sounds kind of exhausting.
60, 60, 62
If you’re lucky enough to have all your original hair and teeth at 60, and don’t let yourself go to shit, this is easily doable. Here’s me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
Lemmy: “No one can do this without money!!!”
Uh, no. A little luck and a lot of self-care is more like it.
Here’s me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
You were not bad in Lost and Succession but you really should be ashamed of yourself for the Short Circuit movies.
You’re doing great. Keep up the good work, but 53 is not 60, or 62. There is definitely a magnitude difference there.
I do my fair share of swiping right and left. I am and enjoy the older crowd, so my filters reflect that. The difference is usually easily observable
You look how I expect 53 to look, well maintained not young. People are aging more slowly for sure. I look at pictures of my mom at my age and we don’t look the same age.
But if you don’t have money (for gym or weights, Retin-A, good sunscreen, a job that doesn’t stress the fuck out of you) it really is more difficult. Stress is so aging, rich or not, but less stress is easier with money.
You’re cuter than Tom Cruise.
I’m 40 and clearly balding since mid 30s. It sucks and I thought I wasn’t vain enough to care.
