Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

I did the local river rapids on an inflatable sea turtle the other day more or less because of a friendship like that. Also in the same day we went to the rodeo, a concert, he tried and failed to get laid at a party bar where he lost his wallet, we came upon an illegal rave riding our bicycles back and joined that for an hour, he threw his chain like a mile out from the apartments and like hell 2 drunk guys were getting the chain back on a fixie in the dark so we ended up walking the last section next to the highway.

I mean, if you’re far enough away to notice a bomb going off before the shockwave hits you putting something between you and the soon to collapse roof is probably your next best move.

I’m picturing this being carbon fiber and the top tube snapping at the bend.

I at least had the advantage of just being able to use my name.

That’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility to be honest.

Also he’s wet because the river’s flooded a significant part of the local trail and he loves swimming.

I like to think for something as high stakes as the argument you’re going to make in court that a lawyer would have partners or employees or something to bounce ideas off before pulling the proverbial trigger on it.

Edit: oh and discussing such things with the client too

Imagine being the first person that lawyer pitched his idea to and not responding violently.

My local brewery tops out at $8 for the good stuff…

Hell I’ll admit to wearing a headphone while I’m out and about but it’s at least on transparency mode and I’ve only got the one on my right side.

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

If she wasn’t so politically active this would’ve barely made the local newspaper. Congrats lady now you’re famous.

Hell if I recall correctly they aren’t even that far off each other on the proverbial family tree.

Edit: though I should mention they’ve both strayed pretty far from those roots.

My initial reaction was that it was probably unflattering on purpose but after seeing the others I think that might just be the artist’s style and she just has an unfortunate face for it.

I’m told that he will run at you and bark if you try to wake me up so he might be security to an extent.

This is an example of it going poorly but advertisers to an extent do it on purpose. Kool-aid gets used to refer to powdered drink mixes like band-aid is used to refer to adhesive bandages and, in some regions, coke is used to refer to soda in general. The idea is to become so associated with the concept as to overshadow the competition.

If you haven’t done one yet you’ll never be more proud of yourself than replacing your own phone screen.

I tried my damnedest to explain to Nebraskans that the whole bud light controversy was hollow capitalist marketing but they’re still convinced that the beer people are pedophiles now.

“BECAUSE ALL OF THESE COMMUNISTS ARE RUNNING THE BIG BUSINESSES” -an actual thing I’ve heard a man say in the Midwest.

I’m under the impression these people play politics like sports and it’s more about their ‘team’ winning and any actual ideology plays second fiddle.