Fuck her son to establish dominance.
What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.
I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway… Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.
Very important step you missed: be scouted out by the financial elite early on, then have them groom you every step of the way.
Sounds like a lot of responsibilities.
If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I’m not your parent, I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.
In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
You should have fucked the 20 and 19 year olds to establish dominance.
I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
You’re not really in your 20s if you aren’t doing a certain amount of stupid bullshit
Want to get older? Pass a competence test. Want to stay old? Pass a competence test.
Fail? Straight to the recycler
I read “She was 26” and kept trying to figure out that math because I didn’t like the answer I was coming up with. Turns out it’s just my reading comprehension that wasn’t working out.
But can you read why kids like the sweet taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Can you elaborate om how you were “dumb in many ways” in your 20s?
Lots of PTSD from being sold for sex by my parents.
This may be a controversial hot take but I don’t think that’s very good parenting.
Ok so that took a turn in a direction I didn’t expect
Look, the sex license sold by the government was really expensive. How else were they going to give him a brother?
Not OC but it’s always retrospective. I am 38 and look back at my 20s and reflect on mistakes. Caring too much about how I was perceived, not caring enough about how I perceived myself. Not being honest with myself. Fortunately years and increased responsibility put into perspective the important versus the unimportant. I focus in things that make me happy, make my family happy. I focus less on doing things just because other people are doing them. I did a lot of stuff I didn’t want to do in my 20s because of where I was at in life.
And hey, not everyone’s dumb in their 20s. And if you’re in your 20s, there’s no point in reflecting on it. You are where you are, you do what you do, your life will end up wherever it ends up.
Nah. We decide everyday who we are, with every choice we make. Procrastination is a choice, as is healthy food. We don’t “end up” somewhere out of the blue, most of the time anyway. I can’t decide to I become famous, or rich, or whatever. But I can decide to eat healthily, educate myself and do certain things. So I’m going to do that.
Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.
Maybe projecting there…
How’d you get them to activate abilities? I could see a set up where you train them to turn left or right in reaction to something on the screen. Install a mod to make the health bar take up 25% of the screen, and then activate heals based on them turning left, activate damage abilities when they turn right. Train them to turn left if the bar starts dropping, right if it rises.
My wife is 14 years older than I am. Honestly things are great for the most part.
We have one thing you, nor the post have though: no kids. Kids would ruin this relationship honestly, but a big part of our lives is being selfish for teach, if that makes sense. But its great, wouldn’t trade my woman for anything.
Yeah when I was being the young hot piece of ass for a woman with a kid my age I knew where I stood: proof mom is a cougar
Not dumb at all, it was a core life experience, not much different than many people go through. It’s fairly common with the gender roles reversed.
Most of us were dumb in our twenties
Beat him at xbox.
“If I win I fuck your mom rough tonight”
If you win I won’t slap your mother in the face with my cock after fucking her
You have to act like the father figure, and best to do it in a way he can’t turn down.
So pay his fucking college bills, dumbass!
introduce him to your mum
Because every Mother’s Day has a mother’s night!
We should fuck each others mothers
It’s time for a switcharoo
Because I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moooooms! 🎶
I saw that movie…
What movie? It’s from the Lonely Island with Justin Timberlake
Whoose*
Now, many many years ago When I was twenty three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as could be…
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon they, too, were wed…
And that, young people, is why you should not post your photo on the internet.
Be glad that’s not even something sexual.
Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape
I’ve seen this on Pornhub
You need to establish dominance seduce him but make sure he only bottoms.
he only bottoms.
What does this mean?
Edit: I get it now, thanks everyone. I missed some slang being homeschooled.
Oh sweet summer child, stay innocent
Oh sweet summer child, stay innocent
Too late for that. He already sees his hookup 304s as wife material.
Ehhhh, that would mean a fellow who only catches. Um, sexually. You are so precious, OP. ☺️
Even though you figured it out, would you like some gifs and videos to make sure you figured it out correctly?
Please, spare them.
google “bottoming”
I went on the internet today and I found this
good job sweetie, I’m sure you’ll make an excellent bottom 😊
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fuck them both?
Show him your Pokémon card collection.
This is the only reasonable answer.
Does the 21 year old need a father figure at that age? Is their biological or step-father not around? I don’t see the need for the 21 year old to accept an 18 year old as a father figure since they’re already an adult. Express personal boundaries but let them live their own life.
Kids at 25 is the least fun way to be 25.
Haven’t had a problem with it. Life’s expensive, I couldn’t afford anything, but I still can’t and I don’t think I would’ve otherwise.
I dropped out of collge at 23 and didn’t know what to do with my life. So took a job in a factory and we had a kid.
Now I’m 35 and I’m older, wiser, better. And I’m now finishing my bachelor and starting my career as a software developer. All while many other software developers my age are dropping out because of burn out or bore out.
I’d argue it’s much more fun to figure out parenthood while you’re young and relatively free with plenty of time and energy for your kid. than to figure out parenthood when you’re older, more tired and have to work a demanding career.
Everyone is different, but a lot of studies show that late 20s / early 30s is a sweet spot for stability and not encountering big risks with conceiving.
That said, having kids in your early 20’s, and early 30’s both sounds miserable to me.
I had mine in my early 20s. Sucked. Laying the groundwork for my own stability was a lot harder than it should have been, but I got it done anyway with a combination of a mountain of determination, an incredible amount of work, natural talent and smarts, and so much luck.
But the child will be an adult by the time I am 40, so I got that going for me.
you missed the best time to figure out parenthood
but good on you for self improvement while working and raising a kid
Bright side is that they’re out of the house by 45. Still though, I’d rather be relatively free of responsibilities at 25 than 45.
There is a pretty good chance they ain’t leaving the nest after high school. Wage stagnation, increased housing prices, limited junior job roles. People stay at home forever these days.
I was out of my own by 18 simply because I wanted to get the hell away from my family. However, I would have happily stayed longer until I got more financially secure if they’re weren’t all hateful dog shit people.
Grandparent at 50 is better than grandparents at 70
For most of human history, it’s been routine.
Most of human history also didn’t live to 80 and have to manage payments on a certified preowned Kia and a 3 / 2.5 in a good school district.
Correct, they had to worry about the King’s soldiers coming to their village and taking all the men to be slaughtered in the King’s latest pissing match with HIS enemy, or Vikings or Romans or Sea People, etc. swooping in and murdering EVERYBODY.
This has to be a joke. Nobody could possibly be this audacious, right? RIGHT?
Some people just live the most insane lives.
My mother used to be a teacher and at one point in her class back in the 80s she had four kids who all had the same father, but different mothers, the largest age difference between the youngest and the oldest was 5 months. He wasn’t even attractive he looked like a drug addict, I don’t know what the women saw in him.
He wasn’t in the picture for any of them and had to pay alimony for four different kids, to four different mothers. He couldn’t afford this because he was barely employed himself, and so he faked his own death. He managed to get fake passports and everything.
I don’t know what the women saw in him.
I can fix him mixed with the fact that he probably broke the bed when dicking them down.
or maybe just the drugs
