What the fuck?

COOOOOCAAAAIIIINNNEEEEE

You don’t.

War is politics when all other means of discourse have failed.

Hail satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtTHfOBbYuk&themeRefresh=1&theme=dark

COCAIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!’

COKE COKE COKE CCCCCCOOOOOOOOCCCCCAAAAAIIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!

I really don’t see the point of hearing people complain about problems they don’t want me to fix.

If it’s an intimate partner my patience for this is much wider but if it isn’t I find the best course of action is just to say: “listen, I find it stressful and anxiety-inducing to hear about these problems all the time, and I’d prefer it if this isn’t a topic chat came up in conversations”

You have agency in setting boundaries, and listening to someone piss and loan constantly about shit isn’t where mine begin.

I just can’t. If it isn’t us versus the problem then it’s you versus the problem so keep me the fuck out of it.

It’s a lie.

Not all lies are evil and manipulative but it’s a lie nonetheless.

The secret to good communication and the solution to issues like this is to stare the horse in the face and clarify what their expectations are, what’s expected of you, and what they mean.

It’s awkward as fuck the first few times you do it but it always helps clear the water.

I mean.

It sounds like everyone else actually was the problem.

That’s the one

Hey Linux, sudo rm -rf /

sigh I’m surrounded by idiots.

“Sure thing boss” you fucking moron.

I can’t remember the other program that’ll do it.

But there’s another one that’ll list all the processes using a file.

Tip of my tongue fuck.

No I am not.

Gross. Champagne. Ee.

People also think they’re married to the Golden Gate Bridge so.

When it updatedssystem files it’ll do this when you shut down your computer.

If you never shut it down it never will lol

Ratatouille awareness is far, far too low.

Step sister fantasies are quite common according to some documentaries I’ve seen online.

Amen

I’m cool with someone deciding to do this.

I mean, I’ll decide not to go on the date, but that you do you.

Your lack of ability to judge my character leading up to the date, and the general sense of paranoia leading to a decision like this, aren’t qualities I’m looking for in a partner.

Neither is starting things from a place of outright suspicion. Like. I’m not judging. I just have zero interest.