If only you had learned to tell time.

A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you’d have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.

Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?

“that’s cute!”

“You got ripped off”

Woow, what does it do?

• It tells time.

Nothing else? So does my car.

I can read digital clocks faster.

I feel like owning expensive stuff like that is non optional for the very rich. Those who answer things like “my phone already does that” do sound poor. They don’t buy it because they need the time. They buy it because it looks nice and is expensive.

I think I would make a disgusted face and say something like “really? It doesn’t look like it. What brand is it?”

Just smile non-genuinely and say “Sure.”

• Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
• No it’s still working.
• You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.

“and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch” whips out a charizard

So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

You still use a watch?

“good for you, little guy”

K