We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?
I’ve been thinking “Dancing in the Street”
Ding Dong the rapist’s dead?
Something around there being a new toilet in the country but with the music from The Sound Of Music?
ding dong the bitch is dead
You worthless bitch
You fickle shit
You will spit on me
You will make me spit
And when the Judas howl, arise
And like the Jesus Jews, you epitomize
I’ll still be here as strong as you
And I’ll walk away in spite of you -bauhaus (Crowds)
Perhaps they can use Lily Allen’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE – she’s from UK but oh well
It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
The poo pants man is dead!
The poo pants man is dead!
His pants are clean
The country’s keen
Cause orange man has bled!
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.
How about “Witch, watch, the ding dong’s dead” instead?
I worked for a manufacturer on the engineering side for a while, and we had this absolute manipulator cunt in HR, basically throwing the CEO’s name around like it was a pass to commit murder.
Once the CEO found out some of the shit she pulled, he dropped the ban hammer immediately. It was such a relief to us all, we were literally skipping and hopping in the hallways shouting “ding dong! the witch is dead!” It was a great moment until we realized a few months later half of the shit she did actually came from him and nothing really changed.
That last point may or may not be relevant to current times.
Yeah that’s the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.
Exactly, you get what I’m trying to say. That and it isn’t just one person/entity that is the issue.
Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?
It was a firing, but also booted from the company servers
How about “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang? “Celebrate good times, come on!”
That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!
I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.
It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.
I could not for the life of me remember what the price is right failure horn sounded like.
Then I read your comment and it was like a bolt into my soul.
Well done, sir.
It has lyrics: You lost the game. Daaang.
I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.
Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
Damn! You would have legal proof!
And lots of articles as bragging rights!
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.
I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.
Ding dong the witch is dead. I remember that. Good Times.
Ding dong the orange is dead
Ding dong Donny’s dead
Ding dong the dick is dead.
