I like turtles

“I don’t know what this is about, but I’ll repost it anyway!”

Have you been in a coma for the past decade?

And the title should have been much shorter.

They came from toothpas?

I was surgically extracted

It is both

What am I supposed to do, just constantly lean on the horn?

France France

1/1000 of a kilodog is just a dog bro

Dog is cost money?

Let them eat BIOS

You mean Greater Palestine

Intel

Trump is the law now.

Well, one out of three is … pretty unremarkable, actually

Ah, you must work on our firmware team

That’s exactly how it reads. Which organs were being donated???

I am an Italian man who eats mushrooms and stomps turtles

Watch out, we’ve got a badass over here