Here’s a better idea: how about NOT making phones such stupidly high value items where thieves can access your bank account, make an instant loan and steal that, too?

Never hold a fart. When people make fun of you, assert dominance by threatening a louder, stinkier one

Meanwhile, PC players can still buy and play it off steam. Or just pirate it

From a group known to avoid soy and eating pussy because it’s full of estrogen, which will make you effeminate, I wouldn’t call this piece “painfully obvious”

Brazilian VAs also have all sorts of crazy mashups, like Goku, Spongebob and Sean Austin (Samwise Gamgee) all being dubbed by the same guy.

On the other hand, we often see the same character ending up with different voices if the show goes on long enough, like Homer Simpson having 3 different VAs (1st being the best and 2nd being the worst) and Marge having 4. Secondary characters sometimes feel like they have a different voice for each episode

How Ben and Luke tell the story of how the latter nearly killed his nephew could’ve used better execution/storytelling, that alone would significantly reduce the amount of discussion on how the movie “killed his character”

Nah, even if it wasn’t Star Wars, it’d be 6/10 at best

I was ok with using the ship as a suicidal torpedo, but I wasn’t ok with a single person being able to fully maneuver the thing all by herself, or the ensuing space rip conveniently doing that V shape and getting all 3 ships.

But the bombing run at the beginning of the movie really set the tone for “Prepare to be sorely disappointed”

I’d go for car mechanic. No idea if specializing in trucks or farming stuff would be more lucrative, though the latter is not viable if you don’t live near farms anyway.

For locksmithing, you should start with Lockpicking Lawyer videos on youtube

And lots of hentai for stuff that is humanly impossible

Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That’s 10^90 years.

Aw shit, there goes my retirement plans

You could’ve seen it if you played Fire Red/Leaf Green ;)

The opening mission sets the tone incredibly well. If that kind of humor doesn’t suit you, you probably wont enjoy the rest of the game. Otherwise, turn the brain off and nod along for a good time

• STR 10
• DEX 10
• CON 8
• INT 12
• WIS 8
• CHA 8

Kinky

What the hell are those wheely thingies?

I’m having a feeling that GTA 6 will be so massive in disk space requirements it’ll force plenty of consoles to be “only one game at a time”. I’m sure a lot of people will enjoy that nonetheless, much like they enjoy buying FIFA EA Football <current year> every year and spending real money on whatever bullshit microtransactions are in place to get their dream player for their team.

It all leaves me reminded that any sense of Rockstar being in any way countercultural is surely an ancient, unfunny joke by this point.

Spot on.

I remember when “GTA clone” was a type of game that some studios went after, with varying success. Saints Row did a great job at having that which GTA 4 lacked: fun over realism. SR3, the non remastered version, still holds up incredibly well. Being so balls to the wall and over the top was a great choice

The weird thing is that you can find lots of RP videos using GTA on youtube and tiktok, but it’s always on a multiplayer server