NPR has this wonderful story about a dog who loved to suck on toads. Like, crying laughing.

https://www.npr.org/2006/10/24/6376594/the-dog-who-loved-to-suck-on-toads

dude you could throw a rock in a middle school and do better.

no lube, no protection, raw dog fascism yeeeee haw

hrm. times change. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z-aVQtN1eBA

it’s pitifully obvious that these people need more attention. they crave it, they’re literally doing the 3 year old toddler melt down equivalent of it, they cannot stand it if people don’t LOOK AT THEM RIGHT NOW.

I get it, plainly, momma and daddy did not love you very much and it shows in how you interact with the world now.

any rational society would see to it that they get the mental health treatment they so publicly cry out for VRROOOM…

but VROOM VROOM they can’t help it, they’re too time constrained to go door to door seeking whatever it was childhood denied them, no, now they’re everyone’s problems VROOOOM they’ve got to mass communicate that shit VROOOOOOOOOOOM

now everyone gets to suffVROOOOOOOOOM because these fucking idiots didn’t give their children attention and love.

that’s what I hear every time one of the pricks VROOOMS by, desperation, sheer, utter, pitiful desperation that someone, somewhere acknowledges their existence because without the tantrum, no one gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut about them.

you could say their cars are their personalities, but that’s really a symptom, like exhaust coming from an engine, these people spew their problems onto society and we’re all supposed to just sit around and ignore them.

pitiful fucks.

in the beginning there was /.

in the end, /. will cover the big crunch.

only then will people appreciate cmdrtaco’s gift to humanity

how? when so much of the shit out there is political.

junkies have been doing junkie things for sure. the fold is something unique; have seen heroin addicts, meth addicts and other kinds but never seen them fold themselves in half while staying upright. they do it for so long it leads to serious muscle issues in the lower spine. https://sfist.com/2024/07/17/doctors-and-users-explain-why-fentanyl-users-are-slouched-over-so-often/

Fentanyl Fold

saw a guy stumble into traffic bent over like this. they’re just conscious enough to stay upright but have no idea where the fuck they are or what’s happening around them. shit is horrible.

yeah but that’s imperial.

what is that copper?

E - exit, but if not, Excretor

I - innards

J - junk

K - krud

N - nincompoop

Y - yarvinhole

'tis a lovely place

neither, just wondered if it was real.

it’s a silly ass design for a wallet imho

Yeah great work you stumpy fingered vague dickface, you finally did it.

wasn’t opining on musks shitware. just the idea that there’s no way to operate in high rad environments.

for specially designed purposes, I’d say from the links above someone’s figured it out.

0-100?

pfft, fucking amateur. I’m easily at level 7000, on the metric antagonalytical scale.

Which is like 13,231.9 imperial.

TY! finally someone with a link

for me it was ascii editing.