I would make a movie where Tom Cruise (played by Tom Cruise) exposes Scientology and in the end has to fight the boss of Scientology (also played by Tom Cruise)
Just 90 minutes of him dancing to the most hardcore gangster rap songs we can find.
And he’s not allowed to skip the n words
This. (But maybe with a couple of breaks here and there to yell at people on the phone.)
YES.
TAKE MY MONEY TOM CRUISE.
I’m not sure but I guarantee full penetration will be shown.
The whole movie is about him trying to woo Robert Downey Jr. away from Marvel to make a Tropic Thunder sequel instead.
Marvel sends hitmen after Grossman.
Wolf of Wall Street but for the movie industry?
Nothing.
I wouldn’t do shit for that dangerous face of a cult that has killed people as well as infiltrated the federal government. (Operation paper clip was it.)
Operation paper clip
Operation paperclip was when the US government smuggled Wernher Von Braun and about sixteen hundred other nazi scientists, engineers, and technicians into America for to build rockets and kickstart the cold war.
You’re thinking of operation snow white.
Les Grossman is more Grossman he’s great like a flat character, I think fleshing him out as a more relatable character would destroy his charm.
Damn I was really excited through that first sentence
Just get Tom Cruise high on coac in costume and film it. That’s the Les Grossman movie.
