“But everything changed when the Fire League made the semi-finals.”

Duckplant? Eggduck?

Either way, I want one.

Picture of Imperial Officer chewing Five gum.

“Where are the subtitles?”

turns on closed captioning

“Captain! That man over there walking down the hall is a literal alien!”

I was about to say that is the most muppet-looking cat I’ve ever seen.

Picard to Wesley: “Ever been in an Orion prison?”

IF YOU HARD YOU HARD

All the exterior shots show the ship flying through atmospheric fog with the sound of a prop engine.

[email protected]

A man with a particular set of skills.

2025 is certainly a year. What kind of year it is depends on which country you live in.

You gotta light up the ground around your base. Like a few dozen blocks in every direction.

“It was as if hundreds of eyebrows arched at once and were suddenly silenced.”

They do a cover of Ventura Highway as an encore.

Lwaxana vs Kai Winn talking down to someone contest, GO!

Household spaghetti recipe.

So happy that the spaghetti that was made for me I now get to make for my kid.

uses a cooking torch to napalm the broccoli line

Reverse onion. I thought this was satire at first.