“You gave Nurse Chapel the Andorian clap again.

She’s not happy, Jim.”

Good job, Captain Lovell. That’s some Apollo 13-level engineering right there.

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

I remember being on GeoCities or Lycos and just incrementing the site number to see different sites.

Star Trek, Star Wars, Lego, PORN!

“The council will decide your fate.”

the Avatar game (the blue kind, not the airbender kind)

That’s my unexpected laugh for the day.

“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“

Me: “Good!”

Conclusion: spreadsheets corrupt human empathy.

Lower Decks is anything but grounded.

If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.

They still had unsunken ships in the Black Sea?

Gordon Freeman steps out of the clean room

“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”

Other scientist: “What?”

Gordon pulls a shotgun from his locker and starts loading it

“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”

Gordon cocks it and steps back into the clean room

You don’t remember the crazy end times truther living in his RV?

I mean, I understand if you don’t. 2012 is not peak cinema.

We’re fucked.

Earth’s fine, we’re fucked.

Woody Harrelson tried to warn us.

Stay away from my family!

“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”

Growing up, I always assumed Calvin almost gave those ducks a heart attack.

I love how DeForest seems to be having a legitimately fascinating conversation with one of the NASA heads.

flashbacks to the early days of Imgur

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