Lower Decks is anything but grounded.

If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.

They still had unsunken ships in the Black Sea?

Gordon Freeman steps out of the clean room

“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”

Other scientist: “What?”

Gordon pulls a shotgun from his locker and starts loading it

“Particle accelerator’s haunted.”

Gordon cocks it and steps back into the clean room

You don’t remember the crazy end times truther living in his RV?

I mean, I understand if you don’t. 2012 is not peak cinema.

We’re fucked.

Earth’s fine, we’re fucked.

Woody Harrelson tried to warn us.

Stay away from my family!

“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”

Growing up, I always assumed Calvin almost gave those ducks a heart attack.

I love how DeForest seems to be having a legitimately fascinating conversation with one of the NASA heads.

flashbacks to the early days of Imgur

that.gif

“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”

This is the strip that taught me what the phrase ‘If looks could kill.’ means.

Current mood: Washed ashore

Meanwhile in the kitchen

LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

The Magic School Bus Delivers Aid To Gaza

21-year-old me:

He looks distressed.

That is a divorced chicken.