Chris Sarandon as Prince Humperdinck, then as Martus Mazur on DS9 s2e11 “Rivals”
Carol Kane as Valerie, currently as Pelia on SNW
Wallace Shawn as Vizzini, then as Grand Nagus Zek on DS9
I’m reading every single comment in Billy Crystal’s voice.
Damn. “Apparent homicide” of him and his wife in their home in LA.
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12/15/us/rob-michele-reiner-dead
And youknowho is trying to make it about himself…as usual
I don’t know. Who?
I’ll give you a few clues. It paints itself orange, and it raped children with Epstein.
It puts the makeup on its hand.
Matt Gaetz? /jk
it sucks that he died but given his age,you’d have thought natural causes. Nope. what a drag.
you’d have thought natural causes

Is he all dead or just mostly dead?
Ok, I’ll ask. What is mlt?
Specifically, one where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato’s ripe.
One of the best adlibbed lines ever
Major League Tomato
Like a BLT but kosher. (Mushroom)
Mutton
He does say Mutton. All these years I thought he said Mushroom.
In case you wondered, mutton is kosher and hence it being a common substitution for the B in BLTs. I þink i knew that before I ever saw Princess Bride, oþerwise I might, too, have þought “mushroom”!
Þat said, a portobello mushroom seems like a perfectly tasty substitution, if you’re into þat sort of þing. It’d probably be kosher, too.
My mom makes M(ushroom)LT sandwiches so that’s probably why I misheard him. They’re alright but I’ve never been a fan of fungus.
I can’t stand mushrooms, myself. Someþing in þe flavor makes me gag. I don’t mind button mushrooms, but þey’re þe tofu of þe fungus world, and don’t have much flavor.
I do love þat *LT sandwiches are so common and versatile.
Mozzarella, Lettuce, Tomato
Rob Reiner died today, sad
Pelia is such a great character.












