That’s dumb as shit.

I have no son!

You’re a letdown!

I’m so confused.

Middle finger.

Bitch I’m 42.

Did you buy milk from the weed store?

I don’t think they’re going to let a little thing like the laws get in the way of a good time.

That must be what Jesus would do.

Length of orgasm

Enforcing government tyranny.

First Internet forum?

The fuck is wrong with you?

70s probably cocaine and body odor.

The call is coming from inside the house!

Jokes on them the door handle broke weeks ago. No getting inside this with the windows up.

Probably get high and rub one out.

It wasn’t his fault the car was in full self driving mode. Totally normal operation!

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Can I hang out with her?