Also, just a general “fuck the job search” from me.
Yes:
Frodo
Samwise
Merry
Pippin
Gandalf
Bilbo
Aragorn Boromir
Faramir
Legolas
Gimli
Elrond
Galadriel
Arwen
Eowyn
Denethor
Eomer
Gollum
Saruman
SauronLuke
Leia
Han
Chewbacca
C-3P0
R2-D2
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Darth Vader
Emperor Palpatine
Lando
Grand Moff Tarkin
Yoda
Sebulba Darth Maul Jar-Jar Binks Mace WinduKirk
Spock
Bones
Scotty
Uhura
Sulu
ChekovPicard
Riker
Data
Geordi
Worf
Dr. Crusher
Troi GuinanWhy is it even a text input in the first place?
Four score and seven years ago I applied for the full time role.
In short, I would have to say “yes, I’m applying for the full-time role” - though as you have 5000 characters available for this answer, I imagine you want a more thorough response to this question. Let’s start from the beginning:
In… West Philadelphia, born and raised […]
Well, let’s see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Pro tip: Emojis count as multiple characters in bad applications ☺️👌
Yeah, OP, it’s just that easy; like this:
Whoa, WHO getting 🔫SHOOTED💦 like that? 🫦It’s Charlie Kirk 🍆👓, the SEXY little conservative taking a hot long DICK 😍🍆 right in his 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀able face 🍑, am I right? 😂 Hot and STEAMY💦 with a side of GUSHING! 💦😋 Time to call the AMBULANCE🏥⁉️ but first LETS DRIP 💦 that sweet, messy blood 🩸 on the floor like a freshly SPLATTERED 🍅sauce! 🍅💦🍆🍑💦💋, always preaching 🍗 about his FAVORITE policies 📰, finally getting his mouth hole STUFFED 👅🍌 we know he’s just trying to get that HARDCORE applause 👏💦 from the crowd, while secretly wanting to DICK-tate some sweet ASS 🍑! With his hands on the podium 👐🏻, he’s got those CUM-suming ideas 💭💦💦 that make people go spewing 🗣️ like they just saw the hottest Twerk dance! 🍑💃💦 Now send this to 6️⃣ of your most HORNIEST friends 🥵💌 or else you’ll be money shotted next 💰🔫 👅💋💦
Officer, it’s this comment, right here.
Ty
I will now send this to everyone on my contact list
oh hells yea, we makin it outta suckingham phallus with this one
How do I unread someone’s comment?
These bad boys are really great: 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏿
It has to encode the skin color and gender and that it is two persons and that all of that needs to be joined together. Or in other words:

I seem to recall that 🏴 is freakishly long as well for some reason
Ahh just fill them all with null
ASCII bell (7) and hope for the worst.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
This is when I’d bring out the ASCII art of Jotaro Kujo “YES YES YES YES YES”
Just restate your yes in unnecessary complicated language.
Insert 48 additional invisible characters. If you need an easy generator to copy/paste I found this one with a quick google search:
aw yeah it’s still alt 255
Or Alt+0160 for a wider invisible character.
Because of 4chan, those two alt codes are permanently burned into my memory.
for me it was ascii editing.
My favourite is the zero width space. It has interesting interactions with many text fields.
oh man I was fighting with a supplier of one of our systems and about this exact thing a couple months ago, I think. copy/pasting something from one part of their software would allow an invisible/zerolength character in a unique identifier field, which obviously fucks shit up. they, as always, were incredibly difficult to deal with instead of just acknowledging the bug and saying they’ll fix it
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Nooooooooooooooooooooyesooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can you fill the rest with spaces?
Yes. Yeah. Yep. Affirmative. Absolutely. Aye. Yup. Totally.
Hmmmm…try “Yupperz” maybe?











