I actually even made my own bullshit-Spotify. As in, I’ve got a server running on a single-board computer which reads my music folder and serves a small music player as a webpage.
I didn’t want to install a music player client on my work laptop, but still wanted to listen to my own songs there.
In Southern Germany, we have a food roughly like a baguette, called a “Seele”, which also happens to be the German word for “soul”.
So, in my headcanon, the guy ate a baguette and they split his stomach in half. 🙃