Only about 3 or 4 male-ish sounding names on here, so I guess Leo the Lion. But I refuse to wear the lion as anything other than a belt!
What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?
They can’t all be 10s.
Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman
Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.
Marry: German Muscle Woman
Fuck: Noseless Lou
Kill: Nellie the Pig
I can respect it.
Grizzly bear would be a fun irony for me I think
Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn’t obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?
It’s still legible though. I think it’s leas for the sake of modesty than just maximizing reach in the algorithm of whatever social media it was reposted to. An image-to-text algo would probably not register the marked word(s) to then mark the post as vulgar or 18+, and then show it to fewer people because of that. I see it all the time in posts mentioning Palestine, which started when it became apparent that those kinds of posts were being suppressed.
Along the same lines, sometimes something silly like a hair is edited into the image. I’ve always assumed this is to prevent it from getting caught by content-recognition algorithms, which would mark it as a repost and either remove or de-rank the content.
Seems the hate is better directed at the algorithms that make this worthwhile than the reposters frustrating those efforts to sanitize everything by putting a non-destructive mark on the content.
Lily the Fox
Ella the Wolf
Nellie the Pig
Grizzly Bear
Furry. Furry never changes.
How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!
Now I have to fire up WWE to see if “The Virgin” is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say… 🤔
If I can, I’m making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.
What workers?
A “s__ worker”?
Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.
SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER
that felt necessary
Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.
I think it’s Sas worker … someone who gives you sas
or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)
SAAS: Sex as a service
Steel worker
we work hard, we play hard
I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find
SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters
There’s a post?
although this one look like some just wanted to get through filters which use crappy OCR, at least they left everything readable
Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson’s “Working Girls” which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.
I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:
slightly nsfw

“German muscle woman”
I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we’ll never know
Friends and roommates only, I guess
This is as real as… as other stuff that people is made up.
It’d be nice to ban any memes that are censored.
I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.
That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.
I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.
Im all for covering the censorship with worse words
if you’re not going to put in the time to add a nice set of grawlixes, why censor at all?
If someone is somehow so inept that they can’t uncensor a meme then they have so serious issues.
I downvote them. If enough people agree to do that then people will probably start making the tiny effort it takes to uncensor the memes.
I’m with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I’m not sure we’d like the results.
Nah microblog memes is doing just fine without a few memes.
…can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?
Clubfoot I’m guessing
Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.
Holy shit, these are all amazing.
We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.
“The Chinless Wonder.”
“Dog-faced Kitty.”
“Fatty McDuff.”
“Few Clothes Molly.”
… modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin’ on these, goddamn.
This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.
We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.
He wouldn’t be President for another 70ish years.
Ah, good 'ole Lyndon “Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians” Johnson.
why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson
It’s a New Vegas reference.
He had a really long dick, hence the name.
the gerties 💀
4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie
5th gertie is golden gertie









