GREAT! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG AND SHOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TIME WORKS! EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SMART THETETRAPOD IS, KNOWING THINGS AND STUFF!

For serious, though, good catch and thanks for calling me out on that. I was so hellbent on my rationalization that I didn’t even consider that things could have happened in a different order or that dates could have had meaning. As much as I like to fly off the handle, I really appreciate y’all who keep me in check.

You’re gonna eat those words in two weeks!

He’s so full of shit

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I’ve got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.

Sincerely,
Poor Daddy

How dare you make me scroll down an inch! I’m putting on my pro-bewbage anti-cleavage dress right now so that you’ll know just how upset I am!

The one where they haven’t invented the warp drive yet and that farmer from Babe is a drunk? Some aliens better find Voyager soon because we’re about to boil all the whales.

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about

Didn’t we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can’t remember the source right now

It’s a sleeping bag zipped up over their head, isn’t it?

Calling it right now: Mamdani’s primaries win made this a priority and they wanna try to pressure him into stepping down, or just revoke his citizenship.

Any other citizens they hurt along the way are just little treats they give themselves for being such good little boys and girlsnon-boys. ^(Gotta protect that research funding)^

Freedom costs a buck oh five

I’m a diversity hire. Everyone else in my department has degrees and the others on my team are geniuses in their fields. I’m just some dumb fuckhead who’s always excited to learn something new and I’m passionate about supporting public education.

Turns out the future we were promised is more of a genetic opera with three seashells, and less of a Gun Kata multipass. We always knew there’d be some Idiocracy mixed in there, but that’s apparently the main ingredient in this shit-pie we’re cooking up.

If we can even manage to make it to the level of society in Wall-E, I’d consider it a success at this point. At least they seemed to be more concerned with comfort and contentment than killing each other.