• arc@lemm.ee
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    The best thing about sovereign citizens is they’re the only ones not in on the joke.

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    The MDHS State Disbursement Unit is the Child Support department. Dude went nuts because he doesn’t want to pay child support. What a POS.

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        Yeah they are. But fun fact, garnishments and liens work just as well without an INTERNATIONAL TREATY and a surprising number of these loons still work and own stuff.

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        “I don’t have anything to do with that kid! Why should I have to pay child support?”

        Unfortunately I know people like that in real life, who don’t seem to understand that the child support is largely because they want nothing to do with their kid

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    I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE

    I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENT

    Bullshit. You know that mail is regarding the child support payments you’re trying to weasel your way out of.

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    1 year ago

    “Not a US citizen”

    Okay, so GTFO if you’re renouncing your citizenship. And don’t use any public roads or services as you’re leaving…

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    If these people are not citizens of any country, they’d have to be deported to International Waters for not holding a visa right?

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    “I DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL TREATY WITH YOU” is about to be my go to line to get out of uncomfortable situations.

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    By and large, I think most of these people are just trying to get out of legal and financial obligations. I bet if a government agency sent them a check, they’d fucking cash it. But it’s when they’re required to pay money or complete the littlest forms that they balk. They are just bad scammers.

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    AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO WHY AM I BEING DETAINED

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      I am assuming you posted this in jest, so forgive me if I’ve missed the bus, but these are actually very important things to ask for everyone when approached by LE. Charges get dismissed when they answer them wrong or inaccurately. I many cases, they do not have the right to withhold an articulable suspicion, so getting their lack of a response is extremely important, and these two questions are how you get that.

      That said, people can also use them to be obnoxious, so I also assume that might have been the joke here. Sorry again. I’m very dense.

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      There’s a certain level of brain malfunction necessary to think this shit will work, and one way that can manifest is poor coordination for fine movements like writing.

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    Is this the kind of people who post disclaimers in social media that “unauthorize” the company running said social media from using the “content” they post there?