Whoa whoa whoa… Swamp racists… Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!
Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth
Don’t forget New New York, Old New York, New England, Old England, Old New England and New New England.
It’s a long way to Tahiti
Ok now do Canada
This makes sense
Well the edge of West Coast should be lower and east cost higher
Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,
Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.
Really is. Though imo nevada (more like fo:nv than just v) is kind of its own thing. More baroque crazy mobbed up gambling&sovcit nonsense.
“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody accurate, you are.
There’s also mountain racists and wood racists.
It’s like varieties of horrible elves.
As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:
Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.
Oh, I forgot the largest and most widespread: NASCAR racists!
But you repeat yourself…
You forgot river racists and ghetto racists.
You missed England 2.0
Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.
What if it was as the name of a large dump next to Ireland tho
No no, that’s New Zealand. Come on now.
Nailed it. No notes.
I wanted to point out that you left out Washington DC… But then I noticed that it was covered under “swamp racists”
I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.
(And also that NYC doesn’t actually include NYC.)
I thought San Fransisco was the southern one too
San Diego, San Francisco, same thing.
All those skyscrapers in OBX.
You forgor skibidi Ohio
i though it wad skibidi rizz ohio
I think that both low key kinda work but skibidi Ohio is kind more aura. Also, skibidi Ohio rizz would be more common (and more correct?) then skibidi rizz Ohio
Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes
As a non-American the LA/SF thing doesn’t bother me and seems pretty ignorable in the big picture.
You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.
All you’d need is island racists and you’d have a 5 colour racist EDH deck
Four colors. Deserts are colorless; you’d need forest racists as well.
Most of the forest lands here are at least marginally less racist though
As someone who lives in Mountain Racist territory, I don’t feel represented on this map.
yeah don’t lump the northwest and midwest in with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, and the Dakotas, thanks.
don’t lump the northwest and midwest
Could you define those two please? I know I could look up which states they but I’m curious what defines them to you. Or is it purely geographical?
Northwest: Washington, Oregon
Midwest: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan
That’s just personally what I think of anyway, I don’t know if Iowa is technically part of the midwest mix or not.
I like to think of NYC as East Jersey
The city of apples
Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.
I fucking wish. Way too many people up north.
It appears like most of Appalachia is under “swamp racists” and the rest as “NYC”, which I strongly reject. Very little of Appalachia is swamp, it’s mostly forested mountains. And it’s far to rural to be compared to NYC.
And it’s far to rural…
Sorry, Appalachia does not exist in European mental maps.
Not even Canadian mental maps in my experience
Which is a little funny, because the Appalachian mountain range is part of the same mountains as the Scottish Highlands: https://youtube.com/shorts/c_JWEipGwgs
I do know that the Appalachian mountains exist because it’s a popular area for horror movies and ghost stories and the people there have an endearing dialect but I couldn’t tell you where in the States they’re located.
Once read a forum thread on “how your state/region is depicted in media” and had to point out that aside from one movie about a college the biggest things I could point to were the Wrong Turn movies (slasher movies about inbred cannibal hillfolk) and the movie version of Silent Hill (which is set in WV but based on Centralia, PA while the game version of Silent Hill is in New England).
Centralia, PA is one of those places with less than a dozen residents and a neat history. It’s been on fire since 1962, the government tried to eminent domain all real estate in Centralia and a handful of extremely stubborn folks fought back leading to an agreement where they get to stay there for the rest of their lives after which the property reverts to the government via eminent domain. All seven of them. Five of which are still around as of 2020, having lived under that agreement for forty years. The church still holds services, and their graveyard are still maintained, even the one that’s in a perpetual haze as the ground releases smoke.
Endearing? Just sounds like swamp racism to most.
Hammered dulcimer version of Empire State of Mind plays
