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Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).
What are the other pills?
Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.
Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.
My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word ‘also’
This is so disgusting!
THIS IS FOOD
mix it together to make Filk
Pood
I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood
If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?
If they don’t put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.
filkthylfenidate
ah yes breakfast of champions
- methylphenidate
- liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
- something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I’m not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
As NT-master race, had to look it up:
methylphenidate = Ritalin
look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!
Hahaha yeah it’s definitely just 6
(I just checked, it’s 19 on my phone, 21 on my laptop and 12 on my work PC)
Ah, yes. Those 6 tabs are quite the distraction…
GET 'EM!!!
Do people… go back to the tabs they leave open?
only if there’s something more important I’m supposed to be doing lol
able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs
That’s the methylphenidate talking.
Zero Zucker
Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?
“Fresh”
Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?
The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?
In this case it is thankfully placed in an obvious spot. I was speaking more in general because they’re not always that easy to find.
I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.
This is more healthy than the average diet.
…no??
Sure is. Why do you think not?
I would recemmend reading the book “ultra processed people” to understand why I strongly disagree
Do you think a burger with fries and a sugary soda would be better?
Actual fresh vegetables, eggs, and brown rice would be healthier of course.
A burger with fries and coke is not “average diet”, not even in the US, lots of research on that
At least Frank Thelen wouldnt get your money then
Yea comparing a meal that was designed to be fast and nutritious to a meal that’s designed purely on how much money it makes with the most addictive and tasty ingredients isn’t very equal XD
I genuinely have no idea which is which in your post. Any mass produced processed food is made to be addicting first and foremost.
I don’t know that brand of meal replacement but i’d be surprised if it was anywehere near addictive and delicious XD
“fast and nutritious” definitely sounds like the 2 things our brains are looking for in a food source. Mixed with a pepsi i would say you might as well just have boxed pancakes and syrup
I wouldn’t call that a good foundation for a diet.
yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?
Mahlzeit!
