Spicy cotton candy
My colon itches.
Bold of you to assume it will reach the colon.
It’s fiberglass. I expect it to go everywhere.
I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.
My stomach’s itchy.
At least you helped a gastroenterologist expand his children’s trust funds?
Once in a lifetime experience
Nobody will tell you this but you can just take ducks at the park and take them home. Nobody will stop you.
Upvoted, because that’s incredibly relevant and helpful information for my current situation. What’s it got to do with insulation and/or cotton candy, though?
Ducks love cotton candy. Now you got a buddy to share the cotton candy from your walls with.
Okay, I’m upvoting again, cautiously, because I’m all for having ducks as buddies. Still, I feel like we should be clear about not feeding fiberglass to ducks. We’ve all had fun doing the whole “forbidden cotton candy” thing, but given the last election results, I believe we have an obligation to remind people to “not feed wall fluff to da duckies.”