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Cake day: January 23rd, 2025

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  • O say can you drill, by the dawn’s early light,

    What so proudly we hailed at the wellhead’s last gleaming,

    Whose drill bits and flood lamps through the perilous fight,

    O’er the mud pits we watched, were so gallantly reaming?

    And the flare stack’s red glare, the crude bursting in air,

    Gave proof through the night that our rig was still there;

    O say does that oil-spattered derrick yet stand,

    O’er our new vassal serfs and their occupied land?



  • It might seem overly self-involved, but sometimes you have to be shellfish to achieve your goals. There’s no arguing with the results. He got the hard body he wanted. On a side note, with all that straining, I thought he was going to pull a mussel. Sorry if these puns are getting clawfully bad. I wasn’t shore if this comment would work, but I didn’t want to scuttle the whole thing either.