

That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.


That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.


Alright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.


In truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”


Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?

I’m starting to think the phrase “reasonable doubt” means different things for different people.
This is how I feel about certain expensive meal replacement supplements.
Thank you so much! It’s weird, but my life feels more complete from hearing it and yet, now I fell like I know how Saliere must have felt. I will never come remotely close to topping that.


Soon:

O say can you drill, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the wellhead’s last gleaming,
Whose drill bits and flood lamps through the perilous fight,
O’er the mud pits we watched, were so gallantly reaming?
And the flare stack’s red glare, the crude bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our rig was still there;
O say does that oil-spattered derrick yet stand,
O’er our new vassal serfs and their occupied land?
It might seem overly self-involved, but sometimes you have to be shellfish to achieve your goals. There’s no arguing with the results. He got the hard body he wanted. On a side note, with all that straining, I thought he was going to pull a mussel. Sorry if these puns are getting clawfully bad. I wasn’t shore if this comment would work, but I didn’t want to scuttle the whole thing either.
I’ve heard some states/provinces and countries have capacity limits to reduce the frequency and severity of mass laserings.


It sure is! You have a good eye.
12 easy payments of $7.50.


Honestly, that’s the most baddest one so far.
“Hey! You guys got a problem?”
[Menacingly] “Buddy, we are the problem.”
The “El Gato” cartel.