• merc@sh.itjust.works
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    French English
    du of the
    de l’ of the
    de la of the
    des of the
    au to the / at the
    à l’ to the / at the
    à la to the / at the
    aux to the / at the

    French has multiple options because it has 2 genders for nouns “the chair” = “la chaise” (female), “the bench” = “le banc” (male), and it changes the article when you’re talking about multiple things vs. single things “the benches” = “les bancs”.

    So, French really has 3 versions of “the”: “le” (male, singular), “la” (female, singular), “les” (female or male, singular).

    But German… ugh. There’s a 4x4 matrix of German words for “the”. German had the wisdom to come up with a neuter gender, but the insanity to not apply it to most common objects. Somehow a knife is sexless, a spoon is male and a fork is female. Making it worse, the version of “the” you use for an object depends on whether the object is the subject of a sentence, the object of a sentence, the indirect object of a sentence or possessive. I don’t know if it’s better or worse (but I’m leaning towards worse) that they re-use a lot of these articles at other spots in the matrix, so “der” is used for male objects in the nominative case, female in the dative case, and plural objects in the genitive case.

    Case Masculine Feminine Neuter Plural
    nominative der die das die
    accusative den die das die
    dative dem der dem den
    genitive des der des der

    Take “Stein” which is stone, not beer glass. If you’re an English speaker and are used to adding an “s” to make something plural, and you see “Der Stein” and “Des Steines”, you might think that the version with the “es” is the plural, right? Nope, the plural of “Der Stein” is “Die Steine”. “Des Steins” is for the possessive case. You’d use “Der Stein” for “The stone is heavy”, but if you want to say “The weight of the stone is high” you have to switch to “Des Steins” – and to add another twist, sometimes it’s “Steines” because of reasons.

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    Any time I use the wrong definite article my German wife will loudly bark “NEIN!” It’s hot but educational.

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      Hey, is your wife free later? I could really use some German lessons. I mean German less- I mean German- I mean Ger- I-I-I mean light domming.

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      You’re right, they don’t.

      The ones beginning with “d” generally translate as “of the,” while the “à” ones generally translate as “to the” or “at the.”

      French has three words that mean “the”: “le” (masculine), “la” (feminine), and “les” (plural).

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    I’m trilingual and two of the languages don’t even have this bs lol (Mandarin, Japanese, English).

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      Recently I went on Wikictionary by curiosity to see how a Japanese world was constructed and Japanese looked extremely powerful but insanely complex.

      You can properly express so much in this language

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        I’m learning japanese right now, it has a very Lego-like structure for creating words and sentences that allows you to be very specific about things which is pretty cool.

        Homophones are waaaaay more common in Japanese than in English though.

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          If you wanna blow your mind even more, look into hungarian, finnish, turkish or georgian. These are some very agglutinative languages, much more than japanese. If i was you i would skip hungarian and georgian tho because the grammar is unhinged but for what they are finnish and especially turkish are pretty nice.

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        You can express just about everything in any language. It just sometimes takes more words.

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    In Norwegian (or rest of scandinavistan, as far as I know) we don’t even use “the”. Suffixes are used instead.

    Fish = Fisk
    The fish (single) = Fisken
    The fish (plural) = Fiskene

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    I don’t even know a correct way to translate ‘the’ to my language, it doesn’t really exist

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    Edit: Shit, I mistook the original meme as about grammatical cases instead of articles. I think Finnish has 15 cases. 🤔🫣

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    I can see now why English is seen as more universal, even if in an alternate timeline where the Anglophones never became dominant.

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      Yeah I was gonna say, those aren’t the same at all. English has way more prepositions than French.

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        I could see the value in changing the article if the noun itself didn’t change. For example, if Spanish said “la casa” for singular and “las casa” for plural. Then the article would be all you need to know if something is plural or singular. But, every language I’m aware of (which isn’t all that many) changes both the article and the noun. Using “the” in English removes this unnecessary redundancy. But, English is ugly in that whether you add an “s” for plural or “es” seems somewhat arbitrary.

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          Spanish is redundant. One house is “la casa”, several are “las casas”. It pluralizes both articles and nouns.

          Also, like English, nouns are pluralized with several suffixes, but the rules are very clear. Any Spanish speaker can pluralize correctly nouns they’ve never seen before, none of that octopi/octopuses, virii/viruses weirdness.

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            Octopodes.

            It’s Greek-based, not Latin. English often tries to keep certain rules about loan words from other languages. So, the plural of “alumnus” isn’t “alumneses” but “alumni”. It also mostly keeps the spelling of loan words, which causes all kinds of problems when that spelling is very different from English spelling. For example, “voila” is so different from how someone would spell it in English that a lot of people write “wala” because they don’t know French.

            But, I agree that other than having gendered nouns, Spanish is a much more sensible language than English. It does have its quirks though, like “si” vs “sí”, “te” vs “té” or “él” vs “el”. I get that those are to distinguish homonyms, but are they really necessary? Words like “cara” and “sierra” exist and it’s just like any homonym in English. Spanish also has silent letters like “h” so “errar” and “herrar” are pronounced the same but written differently. Also, “y” and “ll” are often pronounced the same way, and many Spanish speakers can’t differentiate between “b” and “v”.

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              Despite being theoretically most correct, octopodes is least correct in English because it doesn’t actually matter what the root of a word is if everybody uses it differently.

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        Spanish (and I don’t think French) doesn’t have that many words for “the”. It’s just “El” and “La”.

        I suppose “los” and “las” as well… Sorta. But that’s just plural “El/La”. Which might sound unnecessary but having everything match plurality and grammatical gender does clear up ambiguity sometimes.

        Eso(s)/Esa(s) mean “that/those”

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      Spanish (and I don’t think French) doesn’t have that many words for “the”. It’s just “El” and “La”.

      I suppose “los” and “las” as well… Sorta. But that’s just plural “El/La”. Which might sound unnecessary but having everything match plurality and grammatical gender does clear up ambiguity sometimes.

      Eso(s)/Esa(s) mean “that/those”

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        Mfs just explained to me my native language.

        They teach them as different, is important to know they are not the same or else you use a singular when you should use a plural, or viceversa.

        “The” can be singular or plural, femenime or masculine.

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          I think I replied to the wrong comment sorry. I meant to reply to someone who replied to you.

          And all I really wanted to say was Eso/Esa/s isn’t really fair as a “the” translation. I know the meme is to make the languages look complicated.