Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
Havin BBQ in the backyard,
Bombin Iraq in my heart,
Ate too many beans,
Now it’s time to fart.
This information is most welcome.
…say sike right now.
Should have used a jet pack to get to flat heaven. Could have ended up in flat hell.
We’ve been getting complaints about your lack of drinking at work. We’re not in the Prussian aristocracy Ben, now take a couple of shots and get out there and make financial decisions for the company!
I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.
This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.
Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.