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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

You unimaginative ass lamps

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You unimaginative ass lamps

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

    A Yukon hairdryer.

    A Baltimore oilcan.

    A Moscow boot lace.

    A Nairobi ice cream cone.

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      A Saskatchewan can opener

      The ol’ Miami snowshoe

      I think you’re on to something…

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        I’m howling at all of these

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          The Albuquerque Track Shovel

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      What’s a “Rusty Venture”?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        That’s when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad’s actual size.

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          In my country, we call that Wednesday.

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        https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs

        And this isn’t over until one of us gets a ‘rusty venture.’

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      A Moscow boot lace.

      Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

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        Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

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          I did the both commnet before I saw yours.

          The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.

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        Latter but while naked so first as well.

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        Why not both?

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      Cleveland steamer.

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        Pfui!

        That’s just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.

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      Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.

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      Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.

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      San Diego thank you

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      or a crap cocktail.

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