• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    4 days ago

    Teleport man teleports into the middle of the Battlefield.
    “Guys, just chill for a second - we really don’t need to do this in the middle of a packed city. Hang tight, I’m gonna take us elsewhere…”
    Teleports behind Darkseid, touches his leg and teleports him to the Moon. Teleports instantly back, and teleports Superman there too. Both Superman and Darkseid have barely had time to register their surroundings.
    “You’re welcome.”
    Teleports away.

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      4 days ago

      Superman and darkseid can both react retroactively, unfortunately. They are both faster than causality.

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        faster than causality.

        teleport man can literally teleport through spacetime

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          Guy gets from point a to point b instantly.

          Superman gets to point b before ge leaves point a.

          This guys feats are ridiculous. He is faster than the speed force, he can lift infinite weight, he can hear instantly thousands of lightyears away through the vacuum of space, he can punch backwards through time or into other universes or even through his own comic panels. Also, im not positive, but im pretty sure superman can teleport. And darkseid killed him.

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            3 days ago

            Teleport man can teleport back in time before he teleported. Yeah his reaction speed aint great, but he’s definitely got causality on his side

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        3 days ago

        at first it was superman, than darkseid, than TRIGON, and then all powerful " christian like god"