Get a visible face tattoo once you have tenure.

The tropical ones and cola bottles.

In Germany we have Katjes brand gummies that now have a whole lot of good vegan types of gummies.

Na, but Millenials used it in their (pre-)teens seeing some fucked-up shit (and strangely most of us are still fine)

Yeah probably some people at bell labs bullied some people in Stanford over ARPANET in the 1970s

This sign goes hard in countries that belonged to former Yugoslavia.

Historians will argue whether this is canon or not

Na that was actually liked.being buggy, slow and having poor driver support at launch killed it. Windows 7 which was just polished Windows Vista was very popular.

I had one in 2010 in Germany. Was basically a UMTS modem plus some really shitty phone software

Going to Germany as a nurse should be possible. You would need to do some language courses and handle some bureaucracy but we have a big nurse shortage.

But will it be better than pregnancy test doom or the doom-like game entirely embedded in a QR code ?

This is a bluesky screenshot, not a twitter screenshot. This is to show, where I reposted this from.

If you can tariff penguin island you could also tariff polars, which isn’t slow.

Code Didn’t Break — They Did

Text encoding ‘standards’ were clearly the devil’s work, handed down to humanity to sow chaos and suffering.

Well the Synthesizer is a sound of the Future. The sound of the future

This 80s metal band is making real music without synthesizers!

The Omen of the Blind Hound:
Émile felt a chill. “A blind beagle revealed our tricolor,” he whispered. The Prodigiae’s voice echoed in the dim chamber: “An omen urging France to stand alone; alliances will falter.”
…TO BE CONTINUED IN THE COMMENTS…