Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
A camera and a car keys
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS… then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that’s missing the ball.
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
Dual-weilding plushies
A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
