You mean they’re lapping up his shit and learning exactly nothing from any of it?!?

That is so unlike them.

The real story. 🙄

TACO Time!

The interview with his Atlantic City manager said he flew 28 “modeling agency” girls down for a “party” for just him and Epstein. Epstein recruited more than one trafficked girl from trump’s house.

It’s not that much of a stretch, is it.

Yes thay do. Yes thay do.

See - everyone who’s new to the exciting play-by-play of a trump administration - this is how it goes. They do something like this - so boneheaded, so outrageous, so confoundingly incompetent you think, “That’s the stupidest thing there ever could be” and then tomorrow - NOPE! New stupidest thing!

We did this already. It was four years of fucking insane hell. Many, many people died.

We’re doing it again. I guess we’re the stupidest motherfuckers to ever be.

“According to information my office received, the FBI was pressured to put approximately 1,000 personnel in its Information Management Division (IMD) … on 24-hour shifts to review approximately 100,000 Epstein-related records in order to produce more documents that could then be released on an arbitrarily short deadline,” Durbin wrote to Patel.

“This effort, which reportedly took place from March 14 through the end of March, was haphazardly supplemented by hundreds of FBI New York Field Office personnel, many of whom lacked the expertise to identify statutorily-protected information regarding child victims and child witnesses or properly handle FOIA requests,” the letter said.

“My office was told that these personnel were instructed to ‘flag’ any records in which President Trump was mentioned.”

Durbin then referenced a well-known quote by Trump about Epstein, made to a magazine when they were still friends.

"Notably, in 2002, Mr. Trump said of Mr. Epstein, ‘I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,’ " Durbin wrote.

🍿🥤

😱

That doesn’t sound like trump’s administration at all

Noice.

Tower, moving into refrigerator area

Hands, prepare for food extraction

Stomach stand by

Stomach stand by

Eyes show doors within range

Extending arm, prepare handle grasp

Handle secured

Contract arm for open

Door is opening

*alarm siren*

Unauthorized food ejection ALERT

Eyes reporting the raspberries fell out again

*launch expletives*

Stomach, stand by

All arms, hands defend against the animals

Emergency cleanup all hands

*launch expletives, threaten animals*

Head warning, open refrigerator door - repeat: Head warning

Stomach, stand by

*auxilliary cursing: ON*

Up the cunts!

The Prince Andrew connection makes me think one of the MI’s must be in the mix as well.

Whoot! Buffy Fish!

OotY 2026 baby! She could go ALL. THE. WAY!!

[cutout of female figure for birthday card]

The letter, according to The Wall Street Journal, allegedly ends with the words: “A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday – and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

“These are not my words, not the way I talk. Also, I don’t draw pictures,” Trump said on social media in response to the story.

“Is that your fucked up scrawly signature in the crotchtal area representing pubic hair?”

“ . . . . . No”

The standard cult method is to follow a nazi douche like Charlie Kirk and uncritically repeat whatever they say verbatim.

In 1993 Stacey Williams, then a professional model, visited Trump at Trump Tower with Epstein. On arrival, she would later tell the Guardian, Trump put his hands “all over my breasts”, waist and buttocks while Trump and Epstein smiled at each other, in what she believed was a “twisted game” between the two men.

“It became very clear then that he and Donald were really, really good friends and spent a lot of time together,” Williams said in 2024. Karoline Leavitt, then a spokesperson for Trump’s election campaign, described Williams’s accusations as “unequivocally false. It’s obvious this fake story was contrived by the Harris campaign.”

Bullshit Barbie is a soulless liar who should be pelted with rocks and garbage the rest of her life.

Whatever. Yes. Sure.

“Yeah but can your fancy Snowy owl do this!? Ha! Hey! Ha! Ho!”

To be fair, Jaeger is a fistfight in a bottle anyway. That bird was probably swinging at everything that moved to start, and had the misfortune to run into a Snowy!