Officer Piggy

Same. First thought. “Where are the clippers?”

I don’t.

And I think the real point is we can’t let them. Because we’re all very reactive but not so much proactive.

Chessie’s a beaut!

Cripes. Wait until the demented rapist hears that. New EO incoming.

Don’t care. Gone.

Heyyyy . . Spicey!

Not until she fails him by either not being fuckable or failing to praise him at every turn.

She’s a bee in a pitcher plant.

God it was all so obvious to my little gang. UN finding nothing, Cheney using a puppet for “leaked intel”, Gee Dubz SOTU - hey, kids you gotta go look this up, it’s classic: they wanted to plant this bullshit story that Iraq was out in their garage making “dirty bombs” with c4 and something radioactive. So they discover / make up some shit about them buying “yellowcake” uranium.

Then Bush the Dumber gets up in the house (this was before people just started screaming to interrupt them) and he goes “we have discovered that Iraqi agents were working to buy yellowcake uranium . . . from Africa”.

And the little pause he gave it and the ridiculous way he said “from Africa” couldn’t have been a louder dogwhistle. It was fucking tragic all the way down from SCOTUS stealing the election to them lying 24/7 and blowing trillions to invade Iraq for - ? Reason? S? Probably just stuffing themselves with glorious tax free freedom cash.

Yep. The Worst President in Americ- . . . aaghhhh goddammit.

Yeah it’s not but for now . . . is it?!. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Apparently, she left because the Democrats forced Biden to drop out. So.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/karine-jean-pierre-details-rift-with-democrats/ar-AA1QyUAn

Jean‑Pierre said, “Everything I’d done to make people’s lives better had been connected to it. The party was the vehicle that allowed me not just to have a front seat to history, working first on (Barack) Obama’s presidential campaign then in his administration, but also to make some history of my own as the first Black woman and openly queer person to ever be a White House press secretary. Never had I considered leaving the party until now.”

Just for the kids here, the lies for Iraq were known WAY before the actual war. We all knew it was complete bullshit and it was a roling clusterfuck of chickenhawk republicans, terror-terror-terror media, and ridiculously inept Democrats.

So. Everything’s different now.

https://people.com/jd-vance-erika-kirk-hug-11841052

mmmmmm delicious Bowman burn

Yeah that almost never happens. Besides they’re covered by the comprehensive protection of CrowdStrike. And Microsoft.

Well . . That’s . . . good?

Wait.

I can’t even

Don’t even get me started on the dreaded Terrorist Fist Jab!

Other news we’re following:

• Trump dismisses 2018 killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi: The U.S. president gave a warm welcome to Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmanof Saudi Arabia, his first visit since the Washington Post reporter was killed by Saudi agents. When the crown prince was asked about Khashoggi, Trump interjected, saying, “Things happen.”

Jesus fucking Chr- *deep breath*

Redacted. Yeah. Bondi will bookend it with “no collusion” so all the MAGA troglodytes can chatter how innocent the demented rapist fraud is.