Pablo Sanchez is OP.

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

There’s a place near me that makes “Crispy Phillies”, essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

Spotify has a block button. I discovered this after being accosted by ICP.

But they’ll continue singing forever, they just won’t know what they’re singing anymore.

Because IT people are smart enough to ask for payment up front.

Bulk ordered from Ali Express

4. Sell watches for 100K while your wife says everyone is poor

It’s all in the emails Hillary sent from Hunter Biden’s laptop!

Got it. Don’t let humans outside.

It’s not censored, that ass is money!

A text editor…

1.2 Mb of uncommented code using single letters for variables written 30 years ago that somehow compiled into ASCII based vertical scrolling space shooter.

Yes, I’m embarrassed; No, you can’t play it.

I still have the floppy disk, but I refuse to buy a drive to load the file onto my current computer because I would cringe so hard I would die. It was written in god-damned QuickBASIC…

House on haunted Hill & Cabin in the woods bouth seem kinda plausible

2020 proved that one entirely plausible

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I once had a tractor-feed-paper-foldy-thing that was over 25 feet long, without stretching. There was some tape in there to combine pieces, but it was mostly just paper.

Kids in the 80’s did weird shit with no Internet…

That was the origin episode of Trogdor the Burninator.

I don’t know how many times while playing Dread I said to myself “wow, that XXXX in the background looks cool, wish I could go there…”

Mission failed right here:

I agree & I’m old enough to have played all the Metroid games when they were released.

The biggest problem with Dread is there’s a million games that have released since the last 2D Metroid that have done so much more with the genre that the name isn’t pulling it’s weight like it once did, and they forgot to innovate.

They tried to recapture the “oh shit” feeling of encountering X from Fusion in Dread, but the quick-time instakill events just made it tedious and annoying.

The GBA/DS Castlevania games are all 8/10+ if you’re a fan of metroidvanias and a collection recently released on Steam/Switch. They all take the same formula and change things to make it feel familiar, but different, and give you plenty of things to go back for after you’re “done”.

Finishing Dread became a chore about 2/3 through, it just stops being fun.

I’m waiting incredibly impatiently for Hollow Knight: Silksong, as Hollow Knight is pretty much the game all Metroidvanias is compared to at this point and it is top notch.