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I’m excited to see if I can channel. Of course, the reds will try to kill me if I succeed… but still worth a shot!
Half-Life
Actually just fully fucked.
Can I still play OSRS Mobile if I’m stuck in RuneScape? If not, I’m screwed
Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.
Not sure if there’s any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.
Pretty sure there is
There probably are, but a lot of the big ones pulled the plug due to some very unwanted side effects.
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
no cooking
I consider the Borg to be a goal, not a problem.
I am introvert. I cannot even imagine having people mind connected 🤣
You will no longer be an introvert. Your conscious will meld with ours. There will be no you, only us.
Well i hope that us, will be more practical and less talkative, because my mind will melt or explode, if the women will talk as much as today.
And on that day the collective adsorbed so much crippling anxiety that it never left its cube again and the threat was forever vanquished.
Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it
I am confident we will get there. Have faith.
I don’t know. It seems that it is going towards the Star Wars universe though.
Of the heart?
Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
The anime version seemed pretty nice. I actually got pretty depressed for a few days when I was a kid and realized I would never live in that world.
These terrorist organizations are at least nice enough to let you attempt to capture a relatively weak pikachu for over a decade. My boss gets mad if I go over my 15 minute coffee break.
Not up to date on pokemon lore by a longshot but iirc Jessey and James are actually just nice people who really like pokemon and do their jobs badly on purpose.
Ever present terrorism
No one said you couldn’t join them
I guess I hate ugly people enough to join Flare
If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. “Pallet Town” having three buildings is unlivable but it isn’t shown that way in non-game media.
The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.
That doesn’t sound that bad
Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can’t say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green
Just leave the area and come back to your pots being respawned. Infinite money glitch
+1 for Zelda fan. But just be pot seller and you’re set for life.
I’ll take a half.
Hide a chicken in one of the pots, never have trouble with that maniac again.
You’ll cease to exist when the Wind Fish gets woken up.
I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.
EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.
My own meme and it applies here.
Oh… Can I change my answer? I wanna be in Star Trek, too.
monkey’s paw finger curls
(It’s the Section 31 movie universe)
If there were no jackass genie or monkey’s paw shenanigans, I’d want to go to the Lower Decks universe specifically.
Still haven’t watched it (Section 31, realised you also mention Lower Decks and that I one I watched, I watched it all!). And at this point I am not sure I ever will.
Do yourself a favor, don’t.
Anyone care to join me at the Holodeck, I have a vampire & werewolves novel… XD
Lmao I’d be off to requisition a runabout lolol fuck this planet lmao
I’d find some small tropical moon and set up orbital defenses
Really depends on the time period though. There were quite a few unpleasantries even in that universe. Klingon War, Dominion War, Borg,…
Geoguessr.
Ok.
Is it fictional tho?
Dementia simulator
the reapers coming to make nearly all life extinct?
ah yes, “the reapers”. sorry honey, I don’t believe that nonsense. not screwed at all. life’s pretty good in this universe.
I’m not certain if I’d be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I’d be fucked either way though since I assume I’d be a rando off screen, and not the main character
Stardew you’d at least be fucked in the good way. I mean, just look at Mayor Louis and Marnie
what are your thoughts on Abigail?
Who doesn’t love Abigail? My wife and I came within a hair of naming our first child Abigail but ultimately chose a different name
He must be grateful for that decision.
her diet lacks minerals
Because of your username, are you familiar with Derail Valley Simulator? It’s an excellent locomotive simulator.
Oh absolutely! I’ve logged a few too many hours in Derail Valley. It’s very fun for when I just want to hop on and drive some trains, although it doesn’t really scratch the “I want to play with trains from $SpecificLocale during $SpecificTimeframe” Itch that simulators like Trainz do, where you can for example drive a Metra commuter train from Harvard into Chicago, or jump to Germany and drive the ICE or switch freight wagons in post-grouping Britain, or drive local freights through rural Australia
Nope. You’d most likely be stuck in the city the player escaped from, or the war that Jodi’s hubby is in in the first year.
It’s pretty safe to be an NPC in thr Elder Scrolls as long as you aren’t important or interesting and you’re polite to adventurers.
I held off the dragons till I did everything else because I got so annoyed with them killing townspeople in Skyrim.
Morrowind taught me to take over some asshole dark elf’s house in Seyda Neen, and powelevel all my skills to 100 before I left the first town so that a random cliff racer, or kwarma forager didn’t take out me and any random NPC around me.
Oblivion, beeline to Anvil, buy the house, and again just max out all my skills. Mostly so that the random encounters didn’t kill me. I don’t remember having issues keeping NPCs alive in that one.
I’m entirely uncertain that any of us normal non magicka wielding randos would survive long in any of the most interesting times of mundus.
Yeah something like the Oblivion Crisis would be tough on the commoners. But if I could just chill in Vivec City or even Whiterun for most of history it’s pretty safe.
likewise, as soon as the vampires show up i gotta finish their quest because they keep eating my peeps
I’m definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.
You never know, you could turn out to be the most important person in the universe. Happened to me once, you know. Wouldn’t recommend it.
Not if you befriend an undercover alien writing for The Guide!
You might just end up on the replacement Earth without the dolphins.
Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.
Wheel of Time wouldn’t be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you’re completely screwed if you’re a male and end up being a magic user.
Just stop channeling until they
spoiler
cleanse Saidin
But yea, without modern technology, I’d actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱
Yeah, but… Might get a shot at Rosamund Pike.
Fallout. I’m dead before I realize where I am.
The game was rigged from the start…
Ring a ding ding
