I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together

Oblate spheroid.

John Astin or Raul Julia?

(I know there have been other Gomezes, but those are the only two that count.)

Presumably he still does, even if they don’t show it.

Dirt cleans off a lot easier than blood.

Especially if more than two-thirds of said planet is covered with a substance that’s deadly to us.

The cost, the fact that I don’t have a parking space at my apartment, and the fact that insurance is expensive.

Pterodactyl isn’t a dinosaur, though.

Maybe you should put some distance between yourself and Buckingham Palace next time you install Linux.

But he can live with it.

So that means the zombie’s going to turn human.

What a homogenous group.

Oh, maxi-big the Force. Well that smells stink-o-whiff.

Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.

Adobe’s name is mud these days.

At least it’s still got its accessories.

It’s not about when you go to bed, it’s about when you get to sleep, and going to bed before you’re tired is a surefire way to lay awake all night.

If you’re in Orlando your top priority should be Gatorland, not Disney World.

In today’s car-centric cities they have to drive.

agic, a-a-a-agic