I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a l holodeck I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with a holodeck.
Girls. Sorry but its true. At least at first.
But then once that gets boring, I guess I would create beautiful environments to walk around in.
Boring? What do you mean
They haven’t figured out girlception.
Boring perhaps but loads of experiences that are impractical IRL:
- Rally and circuit racing
- Flying various aircraft
- Explore non-Euclidian spaces
- Combat sports
- Perform cool roles in musical theatre
- Unload a barge like in those viral videos
Create a Westworld-type environment.
Install Doom.
Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.
Why not both at the same time?
fire up Dark Souls
deactivate safety protocols
get some random Klingon from the streets as a commentator
broadcast livestream to Romulan territory
Lol. Guys come on. It’s the first thing everyone would do.
Yeah! We’re gonna score! It’s finally gonna happen. Yeah! Eh heheheheheh
Two chicks at the same time.
Run Resident Evil 2 on it
Two chicks at the same time.
Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9!
There is nothing in the world like having two girls sucking your dick at the same time. Three would probably be a hassle to keep up with, never done that.
With three, physical positioning starts to get really inconvenient unless you’re laying down, but then the view isn’t as good. And unless you’re packing like 9 inches, there’s not a whole lot of open real estate anyway.
Read the manual.
This is the way.
Yeah, maybe run a safety calibration or clean the filters or something. Holodecks are dangerous.
Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.
And then you fuck right?
Obviously.
Lazarus Long! I didn’t know you were on Lemmy!
Ensure the safeties are enabled.
Disable safety protocols.
Then create a life or death scenario with an antagonist who is defined as being able to defeat me.
Man of culture
