I still can’t believe they named her Jet Reno, because it just makes me think about Janet Reno.

Look at how fuzzy she is! 😍

Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

Is there a green gatorade?

This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.

Ah whoops!

Why are they all pigeon-toed?

Why are they all pigeon-toed?

Short bus has been a thing for a long while.

… you know what? Yes, please!

She’s getting so big! 🤍

Yeah, I’d get the shingles vax in a heartbeat, but I’ve gotta wait another 6 years. Meanwhile I know several people who developed shingles in their forties and have lingering issues from it (particularly ophthalmic). The vaccine needs to be tested and approved for younger adults. But I doubt that’ll happen. They’ll just wait until those of us who got chicken pox as a kid are old enough for the shingles vaccine, and who cares if we get shingles in the meantime!

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

This better not awaken anything in me

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

Shirling

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍

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