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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish!
“Bert the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
And I heard, as it were
The moment, of thunder
One of the four beasts, saying
Come and see, and I saw
And beholdBERT
Praetorian guards display the head of the goliath demon Bert, scourge of the people and enemy of the state
He’s gonna make you gay
Berts aren’t real. They are a hoax created by the government to spy on us like drones
