Trump is so delighted he’s imagining jerking off two dudes
I think of it as diminished capacity to fist pump correctly, due to neurocognitive deterioration.
Like that time he couldn’t operate a glass of water correctly.
Or when he stood on stage and was perseverating on dancing.
The man has dementia.
A world-class air-dicker.
Cheap domestic crap like GM still exists, it’s just expensive now.
Nothing says great american car like a soviet shitbox. Someone knew what they were doing.
Edit- and ugh this is real, not even parody.
I would have picked one of the many garbage US cars from the “heydey” of the 60s/70s, maybe a Chevette or a Vega. There’s no shortage of US lemons to choose from.
A Pento.
Corvair, Gremlin, Concord, …
Cool, can you make pickup trucks normal size again?
“Look, mama! He’s making little fists! Isn’t it cute? They always look like little old men dipped in 40-weight.”
