These people definitely exist, and 1/3 of the time they find each other.

21.25 extra people have left the library. There’s 3/4th of a person lurking somewhere among the stacks.

This is a wild story.

Analysis from 2018 here:

https://corpgov.law.harvard.edu/2018/05/22/elon-musks-compensation/

So when they gave him this, Tesla was worth about 60 Billion. They said if you ~10x the company, well give you what amounts to roughly 10% of the company in stock. Regardless of what part he played, or what stock price says about company value, at it’s height in 2021 Tesla was worth 1 trillion, overshooting the most ridiculous targets by almost 70% (the worth at that point would have been 17x what it was in 2018).

On the one hand, it’s just all so ridiculous that I don’t think anyone saw that actually happening, which is probably why they voted for it. On the other hand, I’m glad he lost it because the sooner Tesla != Musk the better and this feels like a decent wedge for driving that separation. I wonder if this means they have to adopt a revised compensation plan or something.

It takes something like 20 hours to charge from empty, but for topping off day to day it’s not the bad really.

On a Tesla, you can use the wallet card, phone app, or a key fob. The wallet card comes with the car, but if you want a key fob you have to buy it separately. The app is free and does not require a subscription.

GM’s OnStar + app on the other hand…yikes.

That’s just unfair. You’re completely discounting this list of excellent, well supported software products created by legacy car companies:

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I believe you actually can donate to yours and other instances!

He’s building that insane clock in the desert, does that count?

http://www.10000yearclock.net/learnmore.html

That is 100% a chatbot using a regex email validator someone wrote as a meme that the chipotle dev copied from stack overflow without context.

Elon Logic: One site, one SRE. Genius.

RACISTS

Never forget that these aren’t monsters. They are flesh and bone and shit humans who fucking bleed.

essentially raw but seared on the outside.

Well, there’s “blue rare” too, but also those steak pics are all sharing the same half pixel between them.

I’m somehow disappointed the cat isn’t also a duck

I’m all ears, who would be the better candidate? Because I want that person running for Senate in all the states that might be up for grabs.

The president won’t matter if we lose control of the Senate AND the house. Well either be fucked or stuck in a deadlock like we are now

If the world was fair, steaming turds would have started flopping out of his mouth as soon as he started talking.

A modern 55" LCD TV uses about as much electricity as an old incandescent porch flood light, the kind that would be left on pretty much all night, ~75 watts. So, in the grand scheme of things, it’s not much.

Would…would you prefer the beating continue?

From the U.S. Coast Guard press release:

https://www.news.uscg.mil/Press-Releases/Article/3593964/update-1-unified-command-monitors-responds-to-mpog11015-incident/p

Initial engineering calculations indicate potential volume of crude oil that could have been released from the affected pipeline is 1.1 million gallons.

So yeah, no one can go out there with a bucket and measure it, but that’s probably a safe estimate.