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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Deserved? Poll inside

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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This is about this

Poll:
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNvjeBg6

Poll Results:
https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28960622

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    1 day ago

    seriously who touches others food to flirt?!

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      Flirty people in movies.

      Real people in relationships.

      Weirdos who deserve to have their reheated fast food burger smashed.

      • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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        LOL my partner is a germaphobe and would be very upset if I touched his food. I’ll cook it, sure, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t poke his food with my bare hands randomly at dinner.

      • merc@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s one of those things that works in movies because it’s something you can get away with if you’re incredibly attractive. There’s a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it’s something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

        • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          But those girls are licking their OWN food off their fingers, not pasta sauce from sticking their hand into a co-worker’s spaghetti! Even within an intimate relationship grabbing the other person’s food isn’t appropriate without consent.

          • snooggums@lemmy.world
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            17 hours ago

            Lady and the Tramp sharing spaghetti

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              They’d agreed to share the plate. And they had the grace to blush when they realized it was the same spaghetto

              • Logi@lemmy.world
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                10 hours ago

                Just acknowledging the correct singular and spelling of spaghetti.

          • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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            👆 This mf has never had siblings

            • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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              Siblings doing something to your food isn’t a sign it’s appropriate, more the opposite. We’re worst behaved towards each other, although we’d defend them against others.

    • Soup@lemmy.world
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      It wasn’t flirting, but this ADHD positive girl I was crushing on(and was crushing on me) once absentmindedly stuck the tip of her finger in a full glass of water in front of her to ask whose it was and I had to desperately fight falling in love right then and there.

      Now, that was an accident born of silly brain vs purposefully fucking with someone’s food so I understand the difference, but I really like my story so…

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        and I had to desperately fight falling in love right then and there

        but why fight against it?

        • Soup@lemmy.world
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          She was leaving so that would have been a not great idea. Otherwise yea, full send all the way.

      • adhocfungus@midwest.social
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        23 hours ago

        I’m going to start doing this now. Total power move.

        • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          22 hours ago

          Have to lick your finger first, like you’re checking the wind direction.

    • SweetPomegranate@lemmy.world
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      I could hear this image.

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        “In front of my salad!?”

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        23 hours ago

        i only hear the asmr version

    • whimsy@lemmy.zip
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      Fake and gay

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