Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWe must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1544arrow-down120
arrow-up1524arrow-down1imageWe must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteData's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·11 months agoWho says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down13·edit-211 months agoSurrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️ The sun is an angel confirmed
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·11 months agoI’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoSo… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoBut, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up? I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoWe know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoTrading one god-master for another, man.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 months agoRoosters. Birds are the only real things.
minus-squareUlfKirsten@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoNot really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoA lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
minus-squareraid@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
minus-squareJehovasThickness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-211 months agoFloats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoHail to the Sun God! We know he’s a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
minus-squareSerpardum@lemmyonline.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoRa, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoYeah but how many eyes does it have
minus-squarecrbn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoGives life to all earthly beings ☑️ Exists long before and long after us ☑️ Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️ … Seems time to start praying to Ra.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoThe orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop. The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
minus-squareData's Cat Spot@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoYou’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoThey say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!
Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️
Constantly changing form ☑️
Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️
Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
wtf I’m religious now
I’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
wake up sheeple
But, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up?
I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
Trading one god-master for another, man.
Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️
Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️
Surrounded by its dead children ☑️
Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️
Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️
Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️
The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
Yeah but how many eyes does it have
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
…
Seems time to start praying to Ra.
Not enough eyeballs
The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.
The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!