So he toured the Parthenon during 4th of July weekend, 24 hours AFTER people were caught in the flood.
Rafael Cruz just doesn’t love Americans does he?
Texans keep re-electing him so I guess they’re good with his actions
There are wildfires in Israel though, must have been a tough choice.
Fuck him and his constituents, they love the abuse. If they didn’t they would have gotten rid of him the first dozen times he did this shit. At this point it’s Cruz’s trademark to run away during a crisis. And Texas fucking loves it.
On a side note, how does big bad Texas have such a soft, wimpy, sad excuse for a man as their rep? Maybe he represents the true Texan man
Terminal velocity is as fast as humanly possible. Drop his ass out of the plane next time.
The plane has a faster terminal velocity than a person
But that’s faster than the human by itself can go making it inhumanely possible.
I’m just kidding. I have no idea if what i said even made sense after a wake bake but I really want him to drop from a plane.
“I came as fast as I felt like”
A Zodiac Killer is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
“I got here as fast as a felt like getting here!”
-Ted Cruz
probably
As fast as I possibly could go,so after the kids let me
Yet Texas voters keep landsliding this absolute coward back into office. Nevermind he has abandoned his constituents at every major natural disaster. Even Chip Roy, who is arguably a bigger fucking idiot than he is, was there before him.
Edit reminder: Dude even abandon’s his dog in the worst ice storm of his state’s history! I don’t care if his security guard was watching him, people were freezing to death!
I think very few Texans ever voted for Cruz because they actually like or know about him. He has the R next to his name and that’s good enough.
100% this they’ll always vote R or abstain from voting. The argument abstaining from voting causes low voter turnout, which elects elects more Rs doesn’t matter.
Honestly, I think that’s depressingly common the world over.
Cancun Cruz is in Greece this time, must be nice.
Anyone notice how he never spends the fucking 4th of July in America?
I mean, he isn’t really American. He is Canadian.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I did not select his name in the ballot box
I did not watch him on Fox
I did not like him on a trip.
I wish I wish his state would flip.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
Celebrating independence day touring Europe after supporting a fascist who is the antithesis of “independence” and the embodiment of everything Americans fought against.
Shitty American.
At least he was in Greece and not Moscow - like some congresscritters I could name.
Considering how subhuman he is it could be true
I believe ted cruz has the most punchable face in politics. I don’t even think you’d hurt your hand. It just looks soft and squishy.
Ajit Pai when he was around.
Woah woah woah. His punchability doesn’t compare to the absolutely smashable Mitch McConnell
the absolutely smashable Mitch McConnell
I just wanted to quote you out of context.
I’d go with Marjorie The Gathering myself. Yeah yeah you’re not supposed to hit a woman, but I’m not convinced she’s even human let alone a woman.
I think that bad built bleach bond basic bitch is actually the victim, she’s the poster child for FAS. no eye brow ridge, soft features, tapioca brains… that level of crazy isn’t typical.
The best description of her I’ve read is that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing the face of one of her victims as a mask.
that is great
I’d be afraid of him retracting his head back into his shell and hitting that instead.
I imagine it would feel a bit like punching a pile of dried leaves.
Mike Johnson’s comes to mind
You’ve never seen christopher pyne
Pyne’s voice enhances punchability by a factor of at least 10. Embodiment of the word snivelling.
He’s that little shit that hangs with the bullies and thinks he’s a big man as long as they have enough distraction to not turn on him.
Kind of how Australia has been know to chase big bro USA into a fight, then stand behind him, pointing its finger and antagonising the other side from behind the big bro shield?
Please, we’re such tiny shits we’re not even noticed
Until someone knocks out big bro. Or he gets annoyed and tells you to rack off. or someone retaliates while he’s not around…
I don’t know how many of these disasters happen in Texas, but this guy manages to dodge them with stunning accuracy.
If he weren’t in a leadership role it would be amazing.
I don’t think he has any advanced warning, he probably just is on vacation so much, the odds are in his favor that he’ll be out of state when something bad happens.
When you’re a useless lazy piece of shit like him, of course you’ve fucked off to anywhere else but where the work is.
Don’t a lot of bad things also tend to happen in Texas, given the awesome management team they’ve got there?
To be fair, it is also a huge state, with a lot of surface area. So it’s not unreasonable that they catch more natural disasters than a tiny state.
What is unreasonable is that it’s handled terribly every time. You’d think all those disasters would eventually gain them some experience.
I don’t see Alaska facing these problems.
That becomes more of a philosophical exercise: If a disaster occurs in Alaska when no one is there to experience it, is it still a disaster?
He’s some kind of indicator species. When he migrates, it’s time to stockpile water and food. Way cheaper than expensive satellites or weather balloons.
I had a team leader ten years ago or more when I worked in a incident management room, where he would be the duty manager for the south of the UK.
You could tell something was going to happen or a griefy job was coming in, because he’d nip out for a fag for fifteen minutes just seconds before the first phone call would come in.
It was almost impressive, and once most of the policy or callout decisions had been made, he’d come back in with a cup of tea oblivious to the whole thing.
Absolute legend of a bloke really, I was just jealous that I didn’t have that sixth sense.
I have a coworker like that with our office phones. Our phone system rolls over to ringing the entire office if the original person doesn’t pick up. Phone lines will be dead silent all day long. Then this one coworker goes for a quick 15 minute walk, and instantly gets six phone calls back-to-back, which inevitably rings the rest of the office for each call. Then as soon as the last call wraps up, she casually strolls back in from her walk.
It’s incredible really. I should ask him for lottery numbers or stock tips.
I don’t smoke, so… I’ll be away for half an hour to the bathroom while shit hits the fan. Kthxbye!
If you’re in the bathroom and it’s hitting the fan, you’re doing it wrong.
Hey, I’m not telling you how to poop and I expect the same from you.
kthanxbye
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I’ve had the reverse: a few times I’ve connected into the shop just as things were falling apart. It’s hard to prove your innocence when you’re the only admin on the system just as it all goes to hell.
I don’t know about cheaper considering his chronic vacationing is on the taxpayer’s dime.
Oh you mean evil liberal weather manipulation devices?
Jewish space lasers, we all know them. MTG go pew pew!
Texas’s infrastructure is so horrible that you honestly don’t need a lot of warning to get the hell out.
Even “those clouds look kind of dark” is good odds of SOMETHING that will cause a disaster to some level.
