Obinice

It’s 2026 jokes are banned now, we are all very serious.

Please remember to capitalise your sentences and use full stops, thank you and have a beige day.

Damn, who knew the Russian Federation’s budget for education and healthcare was so high!

I suppose they can make at least one of those smaller now :-/

The trick is to imagine a box in your mind, and placing all the bad feelings in the box. It’s such a weight off when they go back in the box!

Then you imagine shoving the box deep into the back of your mind where you won’t accidentally open it.

That’s my pro tip anyway, it’s what keeps me sane.

Wouldn’t it be batein?

It’s important we get this right

for the new national anthem

7 words too long didn’t read

3 words ok

fr fr no cap

America has been trying to get us to legalise their shitty chicken for years, fuck right off. We produce our own locally to a much higher standard.

I’ll buy your Good & Plenty though, my gawd that tastes goooood

Nature is healing

1366x768 gang rise up

Ahh yes I see what you mean, you put it well. Starmer’s government isn’t hated (at least not significantly), but very few people like them - even the Tories generally had a lot of supporters during their various tenures.

I wonder if the author will realise they could do with revising that somewhat misleading/hyberbolic statement, but at least I now have a better handle on what they mean. Cheers!

Now, if only I could get a physical subscription to the Morning Star here in South Manchester, none of the newsagents stock it, and delivery from their website is too pricey :-(

I agree with most of these points, but this one stood out as nonsense:

Keir Starmer’s government is now probably the most hated in living memory.

Besides the fact that the likes of Thatcher’s government is still very much within living memory, even if we just look at just the recent past 20 years… The current Labour government are more hated than our recent Tory government, that we had for years and became so reviled that there was talk it may collapse for good? …Really?

I don’t buy that at all. Sure, there are plenty of things to be mad at Starmer and the current lot about, I agree, but I see far less hatred for them than I did the likes of Cameron, Theresa May, and Boris Johnson, and their ilk. Faaaaar less.

Anyway, great read besides that bizarrely inaccurate statement, thanks for sharing :-)

Actually that guy is all of Lemmy, the rest of us are a hive mind. Blorp blurrp

How did this chap wear that top and not realise that it was the slogan of a really scummy racist? I’m not even from that country and I know Hogan was a tosser.

Does he have zero PR team to point these things out? Is he off his rocker?

Reading the title takes too long! I conduct a post vibes séance and respond based off that, namaste

I’m struggling to see how your comment is a response to the one you replied to? But anyway yes, moderators across many platforms can be quite egregious.

Though at some point, when the same thing happens many times with many different people, one must consider that they may possibly be the problem.

Anyway, you must have done something pretty bad to be banned from the Manchester United community haha, I can’t imagine they’re a strict bunch xD And the conversation would only be about football, after all.

Hey, did you use a secure encrypted connection to make that treasonous remark? I’ve got 999 on speed dial, I’m on to you, you encryption terrorist!

Jean Baptiste

Emmanuel

ZORG

Denmark seems to want to fuck everything up lately, what’s their problem?

…Explain how I gave myself ADHD and Autism?

We bought it to help with your homework! And the household accounts…

Surely if you want to kill disabled people, it’s a good idea to start by making them feel shunned and their lives extremely difficult first, no?

That way, a lot of them die off, lose their power and voice in society, and are way easier to purge when the time comes!

You can’t build a Christiofascist Oligarchy without obliterating a few societal eggs, after all!