Windows Media creation tool didn’t work, but spoofing Linux on the page to directly download an iso gave me a different iso that worked
Sometimes I hate when I fix something in a way that I’m not supposed to. Like “If I didn’t know about this thing that I don’t have any particular reason to know, I’d be fucked.”
They are just giving some time for the waters to calm a bit, and then say that it is taking too much effort.