haha SCHOOL as in SCHOOL of FISH good one

Pogbably because it looks like they’re spamming. someone linked the thing they’re referencing and I’m back to switch my vote because now I get it and its funny.

“dust” is my go-to cli thing for finding what’s taking up hard drive space.

Speaking of, I should check my timeshirt settings

Updating windows is not a command that deletes your data

Internet Of Fings

The idea is if a lot of people use those words in a definable way, it would be good to define them somewhere

“aint aint a word and I aint gonna say it”

Have you ever been around a(n actual live) deer before?

Just goofing

Ha! New slide goofin

Would you agree that humans evolved? :)

You’re the best kind of correct!

…but satisfaction brought it back

Trump? Bullshitting? No! Our good President, thanks be upon him, sir.

Anyway, 🦭💨

Terrifying (if you’re tiny) and alien (as alien as we are, anyway)

Fucking Nazi Carrots

“This orange isn’t nearly red or crunchy enough to be a good apple.”

I have had SO many “good” ideas as a kid. I’ll learn a fact and go “wow I cannot believe it is this easy to manipulate the human body” and thank my stars I had enough sense to take “Its more complicated than that, but I can’t explain the very real consequences” as an answer. Its always at least something with bodies. Honestly, its nuts that anything makes us better at all

Should citizens of all countries start attacking military bases?

sure

How does that end?

better world, probably.

I believed it for a couple seconds, but then I came to my senses.

Work 40+ hours and own a house, car, and wife.