• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I start sweating, it’s dripping off my ears.

    Laughing my ass off at this point!

    Went out with my architect buddy, Buffalo Wild Wings! Ordered the hottest and second hottest, crying with joy.

    He was visibly appalled. “Why would anyone do that to themselves?!”

    High as fuck the rest on the night. Love.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      Lmao!

      My eighteenth birthday, two of my friends dragged me to Hooters. Three mile Island wings. Had a contest to see who would tap out first. It wasn’t even a close one lol.

      And I was very pepper high. I was a shy kid, but I was flirting with this waitress like crazy, just having a great time while my one friend was sitting there trying not to throw up, and the other had this rictus of a grin plastered on his face, dripping sweat, trying to finish just one more wing.

      It isn’t for everyone, but gods is it an intense experience. I keep being dumb and trying tricks to make my innards handle it. It keeps not working, but I really miss being able to just burn like that