I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.

He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”

“Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”

Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.