Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn’t stop me tho
🫡 Edit: such a missed opportunity, since you can both say it back to each other
At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.
I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.
Even worse they say “the wife.” I’ve met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.
Up there with people who use “female” far too much. Especially “females.”
The only way you can use “female” in that way is ironically and rhyming with “tamale”
hot, tamales
hot hot, tamales
Someone explain this bullshit?
Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use “the voice” which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.
In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says “my wife” is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.
I say this to myself every day
Why don’t you?
Unless someone watched Borat or recognizes some Dune character (I haven’t & don’t), this context is shit, so I can’t?
Well that doesn’t help either of us
Single greatest reason to get married.
Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”
I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.
sorry but can you explain?
I don’t want to sound like Borat ever, even by accident, because I adore my wife
Not living up to your username there
I love her enough to drop the bit.
She’s really that amazing.
And also because Sacha is a Zionist dickhead.
Well this is a bummer to hear… Zionist dickheads are THE WORST
I have a hard time believing that
Well you’re free to do your own research.
Look up Jaime Lee Curtis too while you’re at it.
Can you give me some examples, because from the wikipedia page it looks like he donated for lots of charities and is/was pro-vaccines, the worst that I found was that he called for the release of all hostages taken by Hamas.
“Morality is the wisest policy”. Shimon Peres was one of the world’s great optimists. A man who fought for peace and very nearly achieved it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BK45-MkgRv-/
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Peres was part of the governments that established the first illegal settlements in the occupied Palestinian West Bank following the 1967 war that have swallowed so much of Palestinian land, and he was against giving up any of the conquered territory throughout the 1970s. In 1982, he initially supported the war against the Palestinian Liberation Organization in Lebanon led by the then Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin. The Israeli invasion later resulted in the massacre of hundreds of Palestinian refugees at the camps of Sabra and Shatila in Beirut. But Lebanon did not see the last of Peres. In 1996, as prime minister of Israel, he presided over the disastrous Israeli attack on a U.N. base at Qana, which killed 106 civilians sheltering there.
https://time.com/4511494/shimon-peres-legacy/
He’s also close friend of Lee Kern, writer and another Islamophobic Zionist.
Not to mention his ridiculous portrayal of Muslims as backward racists in Borat.
He has also never once criticised Israel for how they have historically and are currently killed Palestinians.
Edit
Forgot to mention how he portrayed a Palestinian NGO worker as terrorist.
Of all the Israeli politicians, Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin also got closest to an actual peace. Being positive about Peres doesn’t make SBC a Zionist, it makes him naive at worst.
Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”
Fus Roh Divorce!
The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?
MAEI WAIAFU
Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong
Did you really, though? Like, you actually said it?
Very nice
I always think of the lpotl version of “my wife”
I can hear Henry’s sweat
At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don’t remember how it actually sounds.
I always hear Doug Benson doing it
He is retired? My brother Bilo…
