The spice, the spice melange.
I’d go there just to see if I burth medicinal quality mud dragons.
Edit: Not a spelling error. Burth=Butthole Birth
I got a high quality product here. Where do I sign up?
There’s a similar program in the states. https://goodnatureprogram.com/how-it-works/#%3A~%3Atext=Yep%2C+Seriously.%2Cvary+by+donation+center+location.
The picture of their special donation toilet with its dramatic lighting is one of the best things I’ve seen all day.
how much is 5000 yen?
About tree fiddy (sorry I had to)
5000 yen = $34.54 USD
Turdy fo, fiddy.
Hold on… can $34.54 power more than a single shit?
Only if it’s good enough
About $34 USD
That loo looks amazing. I’d poop there for free. I doubt my poop would be good enough to get paid for anyway.
I spent some time in Tokyo. They have public toilets that are absolutely amazing. And they’re free. And they’re throughout the city. What a novel idea.
And they’re free.
As opposed to…paying to use a public toilet? I’m confused.
Yes. Lots of places I’ve encountered in Europe and Central and South America have a charge for the public toilets. We call them Johnny Cash.
We call them Johnny Cash.
Thats the best thing ive read all day.
Found the non-European.
If perfect poop is ¥5000, how about ¥2500 for subpar poop? I can donate regularly.
They want quality, not quantity.
“They call me the man with the golden dump.”
That was an American dad episode.
The golden poop saga spans several episodes over multiple years!
I thought that was the case! But I wasn’t sure enough to go that far.
Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.
