If the Titanic is any indication, about 85 years.

Not too long ago

(before the movie)

Pick one. The movie was 27 years ago. Yes, really.

They look frightened. They look like they need nice warm homes.

My IP address is…192.168.1.1

You are the one Neo…to get these head scritches!!!

YEAH!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE A MATRIX REFERENCE!!!

I assume I’m now given a medal? And a plaque? And a statue in my image place in downtown public square for all to admire?

Yesssssss, bask in my glory! For I was the one…who made a MATRIX REFERENCE FIRST!!!

MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, Windows 10? I wouldn’t know…

Not that I understand linux. I’m actually using an older computer. That’s right…Windows 3.1 baybee! Have you guys heard of this program called…MSPaint??? I can draw a cow!

Well hello, Ted.

I’ve decided his name is Ted. He looks and acts like a Ted.

Scritch scritch scritch

I really want to make SOME kind of joke here…but I can’t think of a joke that’s about you having a threesome with them, and also tastefully done. Every attempt I’ve thought of for the past 2 minutes has just gotten very crude before I even come to the punchline.

Soooooo…how about this? honks a bicycle horn a few times, and slaps your face with a creampie! Waka waka!

…you better not be from EA.

Plot twist. Disney buys Nintendo.

“What super mario needs is LOOT BOXES!!! Yes, you jump and hit the question box, and now you can pay for a fire flower. If not, you get a coin!”

Soooooo…like, just the average childhood experience in the 80s?

I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.

Better joke than the original. Not that it was a high bar to clear, but still.

As a kid? My drunk dad fucking shit up downstairs. Falling down the stairs. Throwing plates at the tv.

As an adult? “Hey it’s Josh from Lets Game it out! Today we’re checking out Satisfactory! So NEW GAME!”

I know they’re saying Ukraine sunk those ships…but the headline makes it sound like Putin is saying “Now where did I put that military ship? Was it in the baltic sea? Did I harbor it in the Atlantic? Oh who can keep track of these things???”

…betamax as a giant? They entered a format war, and died in their first few years of existance.

The others I get. Kodak was around almost 100 years, blockbuster nearly 40, both at one time the dominant leaders of their industries. Both fell to failing to adapt to change.

But betamax? It came out around the same time as vhs, and vhs was cheaper.

Same with 8-tracks and cassettes.

Ah yes, the dying media will be saved by the currency that doesn’t have widespread support.

This is linux style thinking. The whole “I see the advantage of this way, and maybe it even is a more efficient way of doing things, but without widespread support I’ll continue to be baffled by why others don’t see the world the way I do”.

People with empathy?