• Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    I like Christ

    He’s imaginary, abd fuck all the “kiss the ring” crap, but I like him

    I do not like Christians, they are not very Christ like. They are not at all like Christ.

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      12 hours ago

      Since it’s not plainly obvious to those who drafted, passed, and signed the law it must be one of the newer amendments. I’ll start reading from the most recent amendment to the earliest until I come across something about establishing religion.

      • boydster@sh.itjust.works
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        8 hours ago

        I’ll start reading from the most recent amendment to the earliest until I come across something about establishing religion.

        I appreciate this statement so much that I wish i could up vote it a hundred times more, but all I can do is comment about that so I’m doing it. I laughed a very good laugh. The anticipation is poetry.

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    😱

    I bet it doesn’t say how much the taxpayers spent on lawyers to find out the obvious.

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Post the 10 commandments in Arabic, with alternating colors in each letter that correspond with the Pride flag. Just to be petty.

  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 hours ago

    Thou shalt not commit adultery.
    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife.

    BBBBWWWWWAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAA…

    (sigh)