Oh no I charged too much, I’m blowing up.
If you whip it sideways you might be able to get them both
Good thinking, Agent.
Buncha Jordan Petersons in these comments. “I simply wouldn’t find myself in this moral dilemma to begin with” lmao
this car’s a lost and blinded fool…oh no I’ve said too much. I said it all.
Solution: Never touch Tesla! Confused as to what is so fucking hard about that?
New trolly problem just hit!
We should probably frame all of lifes choices as trolley problem models. Speaking of which I’d like to proudly nominate now that our next president be Mr Shia Le Bouf, with carrot top as his VP. The two are obviously better than a third term for trump and couchfucker Vance, and we have to think of harm reduction. Do you want Shia or Trump?
If 75 million people are pulling the lever towards Shia, 75 million people are pulling the lever towards Trump, and 2 million are trying to divert it to a third track, then I’m helping pull it towards Shia
Just brake
“Sorry, but your brake subscription has expired.”
Also, that would require a Tesla’s systems to function, which is not a guarantee.
Hit the tree then
trolley problem says there is never any sort of third choice. You have to hit one. Which is why it works so well in political discusisons. Politics becomes not the ‘art of the possible’, but the art of holding your nose and doing what you are effing told.
So we are hitting the old lady then, right?
It’s not about “doing what you are effing told,” it’s about taking the action that will most likely lead to the least harm. Like, the resurrected corpse of Karl Marx would obviously make for a better president than either the resurrected corpse of Adolf Hitler or the resurrected corpse of George Washington, but if Zombie Hitler is anticipating 75 million votes, Zombie Washington is anticipating 75 million votes, and Zombie Marx is anticipating 2 million votes, you would be a fool to vote Zombie Marx
I think you massively discount the harm caused by allowing any zionist to win. What we need to tell our party leadership – at all costs-- is if they push a zionist on us they cant win.
You get what you demand and you encourage what you tolerate. We cant tolerate genocide support within our own party as some sort of political calculation.
Again, if 150,000,000 people are voting for a zionist anyway, then voting for the non-zionist doesn’t help anyone. The best you can hope for is the slightly less harmful zionist. The only way you can not allow any zionist to win is if you do something really cool that I’m not allowed to recommend
You must understand that the average american likes Israel, and so any party that stops supporting israel may gain your vote, but they will lose many more
🎵trying to keep to the right
🎵trying to aim for that tree
oh… anyway
Déjà vu!
I’ve just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it’s my time to go
If you drift, you can catch them both!
NANI?!
Do those come as an option with cybertrucks?
It does, but if the cybertruck gets any water on it ever, then the function is permanently broken and the car might explode with the door handles stuck locked. (which also might happen if the car doesnt get wet).
If the cybertruck wasn’t so dogshit it would make a pretty awesome looking technical.
Meh, even Halo 1’s OG polygonal warthog looks better.
They appear gigantic enough for the possibility.
See, this one understands. Combo multipliers are important to winning new high scores!
Ooh, an elementary school playground during recess! engages 4WD
ALSHUALLY, 4WD drifts are less oversteered/less doublelaney than RWD (I actually don’t know if this is true, I’m just repeating what I understood of it from Initial D).
…but you don’t drift with 4WD (in this scenario), you change to it because of the uneven terrain that comes with an outdoor mixed-environment like a playground, where one can traverse concrete, grass, dirt, mud, sand all in a few seconds. Locking differentials are a plus if the vehicle has them, especially in sand for this situation.
E: also the skyline is technically awd as I don’t believe you can disengage the 4WD. 4WD implies the ability of 2WD and possibly a low/high range gearbox. It bugs me that the show uses the term 4WD for this.
if you drift you could hit both
I still remember one of the questions on my written driving test from almost 30 years ago. It was something like:
A group of pedestrians start crossing the road in front of you, just as the light turns green for you. What do you do?
- Honk your horn and yell at them.
- Nothing, just wait for them to finishing crossing.
- Rev your engine to scare them into crossing faster.
- Hit one to teach the rest a lesson.
I was so tempted to pick the last option.
A, C, and D in that order.
why is that baby not on a leash!
Sung to the tune of Corning My Religion, of course.
My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.